Paul McCartney looked at me from a book today. And he looked VERY angry. It was a book called 'Hatchet', by Gary Paulsen. It seems this book is about a boy who is in a plane crash and survives, but finds himself alone in the wilderness. And must survive. But it is clearly Paul McCartney on the cover, illustrated in a quality hue in tones of blue tint. He looks young, circa 1963. At he lookes INCREDIBLY TICKED! It seems that the content of the book has nothing to do with him, but if you look at the cover, you will see the unmistakable visage of the ex-Beatle. Also, you will observe trees and mountains in the background. Plus, a GIGANTIC HATCHET is placed very near Paul's head, as if flying through the air on a collision course with his head! Is it THAT which has provoked his expression of pure and definent RAGE? Is this more of that 'Paul Is Dead' junk? (pun inten-DEAD! HAHAHAHAHHA) No no, I don't believe it is. Look, I have no idea what the story is with this book, but this is REALLY starting to freak me out. I mean, I have to walk by this book AGAIN this week to get to work! And once again, I will be disturbed by his FURIOUS FACE! HIS ENRAGED EXPRESSION! I don't know if I should tell the shopkeeper about this. Should I?
Hahahahahaha! I totally know what you're talking about and the boy on Hatchet DOES look like Paul McCartney.