A Stoner's Tools

There's the obvious tools that a stoner has.

• Weed
• Pipe
• Papers
• Bong
• Vapouriser
• Pokey thing (actual poker, safety pin, needle etc)
• Spare gauzes
• Little baggies

(take some or all of those as you will)

Those things are all kinda obvious... or rather very obvious. I thought them up and I'm blazed as all hell...

Anyway, what is the one tool that is not typical of a stoner's 'kit' that has helped you out the most in your stoner lifestyle?



Mine would have to be the torch on the end of my cell phone. Perfect for seeing all angles inside my pipe when scraping it for resin, perfect for finding my way through trees when having a late night smoke in the park down the road, light so as to see to pack the cone... you get the picture.

What's your favourite non-typical stoner tool?
Show us your inner McGuyver.

 

My Swiss Army knife without a doubt. It's not a dinky two blade and a nail file knife, fucker's like an inch wide, has a magnifying glass, ink pen, tiny wrench, fucking everything. It's been handier than anything I have had, weed-related or not. The eyeglass screwdriver is great for poking, bottle opener/screwdriver is good for scraping, scissors, two blades, the possibilities are endless. Good for McGuyvering practically anything.

 

paperclip and box cutter

but half the fun is finding the tools when you need them

 

try a lighter haha - sorrrta important

 

don't forget about incense. not only does it cover up the smell, and smell good, but the left over piece of wood is great to move around bud in a bowl. that's probably the thing i use the most besides the obvious.

 

Pwned.

 

I know........... spray cologne and gum.

 

a bag of trees, a blunt, a lighter and my finger nails.

 

muzac

 

clear eyes

 

...or a CLIPPER lighter!!! A removable flint-stick which does PERFECTLY for poking the end of your spliff, and a lighter in one!! Convenience has never been more applied. It's obvious what Clipper's intentions were when they came up with this design. Either that, or it's one bloody hell of a coincidence.

 

Ya I had a torch lighter with butane in my backpack (so as long as my packs with me I never run out)
Then I've got my multi tool, which is basically a swiss army knife with pliers.
I'm trying to get scissors (for chopping up ganj for joints) and thats about it.

 

roach clips?

 

I've never used a roach clip, nobody bothers with them over here like.

 

umm..scissors?

thats like my #3 behind weed and rollies

 

Yup me too. I collect Swiss Army Knives all the way too the pussy two blade (and even one blade) to the huge beasts that look like a boner in your pocket. I always keep one of the medium sized ones with me. ALWAYS. I think it should be in the Stoner Lawbooks to have a Swiss Army Knife. No need for "Where are the scissors", or "Go find a knife" or anything. Its all in one neat, compact package. Shit, I have two in my pockets right now.

 

baggies, scissors, bottles, swiss army knife, tin foil

 

a nail (for pipes etc), incense, grinder

 

i have quite the kit... a few small tins, a cigarette case (for carrying joints), papers, 2 grinders (i got one free), scale (which i never use, except for cooking), filter material, a few lighters, poker thingies... i don't really use anything too ingenious, just whatever is laying around. good thread though.

 

ummm oh yeah, gum (for chewing and for making air-tight pieces), visine, paper clip, tupperware, flour jars (ace for making gbongs with using a large coke bottle)