TenCentArcade Is.....

Well? Tell me what you think. He brought me here. He's stood by my side for more troubles than I'm worth. And the egocentric bitch simply won't shut up about sports or Billy Corgan.

I'd say more, but then I wouldn't have anything to hear from you luscious folk.

Cheers.

 

he has his moments but in general is annoying.

 

I think hes pretty cool.

 

he's an intelligent little shit

 

fucking me in my tight ass. and it's making me cry.
god i love him

 

I am pretty sure he is also this StatiClinGod.

 

And yet another thread dedicated to him.
Soon he will have more threads dedicated to him than me.

 

I'm co-signing this

 

Hell, no. If I were him I'd have the coolest mom ever. That's right, Eliot. Your mom's cool.

Anyway, crummyrummy, I'm just a friend of his. Now, I don't like to gloat, but his beejays are phenomenal. And I promise you he'll deny it up and down. Just like he likes to bob.

 

Is it a bad thing if that turned me on? Hmmm.

 

Have you seen his face? Well, recently, he's acquired more facial hair. So I won't let him do it anymore. Y'know.

 

Yeah, understandable.

 

Like, oh my god, he's great!! I want to touch his hair!!

 

I refuse to vote cause i'm kinda like but tencent but better in every fucking way. Vivre Son Lodui!

 

i wish i wa as cool as him and bird mirgation...

 

You're calling TenCentArcade cool?

No, no, no.

TenCentArcade is not 'cool'. He is 'popular'. And 'popular' is often perceived as 'cool.' TenCentArcade is not 'cool.' He's not even hip. And under no circumstance would he ever be called groovy.

He's a fucking rock star. At least, so he claims. I haven't seen his stuff in any record listings, so I'm inclined to disbelieve him.

I'm a far better singer than him, and he can play a repeated earache on a guitar. He says he'll expand on it (he started around last year), but its been the same, circulating seven notes. At least I think its seven. All I know is its an earache and he hasn't expanded on it. At least he can play an earache; I can't even play. But I can fucking sing.

...At this point, I doubt he'll return my keyboard. Shit.

 

Wait, wait, wait. 'kinda like but tencent but better in every fucking way.'

Okay. This is someone with about as much typing capability as my seven (almost eight) year-old brother, claiming that he is better than Eliot in 'every fucking way.'

I assume by 'every fucking way' includes being a far better moron than him (and believe you me, sometimes Eliot can be a gargantuan moron)?: Check.

Being more egotistical (and that's hard, with TCA) than him?: Check.

However, refusing to vote, and saying you're 'kinda like, but better in every fucking way' hurts your overall score.

Furthermore, that's only two out of the five hundred-eighty-seven things that one can equal or be 'better than in every fucking way' to Eliot.

Congratulations, Lodui. You failed the test. Go back to grammar school, and come back after... don't come back at all. That works.



...Now I know he's not going to return my keyboard. But he was right. This is addictive.

 

What the hell, was that supposed to be an insult, fish? I got halfway through that comment, and I'm glad your so infatuated with your buddy to be mentioning him all the time, but honestly I couldn't give a fizzity fuck. Flirt on your own time, and stop polluting my message boards with this crap. Learn to troll like the big boys.

 

Oh, boo hoo! Oh, boo hoo hoo! Oh, you got me, Lodui! I have been injured by your wit and oh-so-superior trolling skills!

Call these boards yours all you want - last I checked, you're not the bitch like you aspire to be. Halfway through the comment, eh? What? Did I write more than your less-than-simple mind can handle? Poor thing. Here, I'll dumb it down for you:

YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND UTTER MORON.

Did that work? If not, well, here:

'Learn to troll like the big boys,' hmm? If you're one of the so-called 'big boys', Jesus God, I'll surpass your condescending ass in about a week.

Now, I'm not gonna go saying how I don't give a fly's shit for what others say but still retain the hypocrisy enough to write a response, because hey - if you're able to read, maybe you can stop lying to yourself about not being able to 'give a fizzity fuck', pull your head out of your dead aunt's ass, and grow some fucking testicles to match the tumors there instead.

'omg a new wannabe troll id better tell him to fuck off and brig in my many posts aginst him lol thatd work i nkow.'

Really, bitch?

And yeah. I'm infatuated with Eliot. But with what I've read here, you follow him around like a lost puppy looking to sniff a wayward ass, and his has a scent you just can't get enough of. You follow his posts like a vulture, too afraid to add your own swill because your stuff can't give a dead seal's ass in comparison and you want to look good.

'tencentarcade flamed someone omg id better add in to look cool 2!'

Great plan. I'd almost admire your ambition, if you weren't, you know, an idiot.

 

You almost admire my ambition, fairy? Way to come in gunning for the top, but seriously, learn you' place. Nobody has time to read through that paragraph you just typed to me. Take the cock outta your ear and listen up, the response has to be breezy and digestable. Way to show off your grasp of sarcasm though, I'm looking out for 'ya.