"Life's Better On Iams"

Haha... is it just me or is whoever that did the marketing and advertising for Iams someone who smokes the ganj or someone who quotes/watches Half Baked way too much.

 

lol..now that you mention it, it does..that's really weird/sad/funny..depending on how you look at it

 

Iams is a cruel company...animal testing is not cool at all.

Then again, most pet foods use factory farmed animal scraps anyway...so you could really say their all cruel unless their certified organic..

 

yall have smoked yourself retarded.

 

Well... does it really make sense any other way? Iams is up there with Dupont, Citibank, and Esso/Exxon for me. It's just claim, opinions, marketing concepts, and a nice thought.

 

Well...

Even though our dog usually just eats what we eat... Iams IS better than most dog foods you buy. Most of them, the first ingredients used are corn or rice. With Iams, the first ingredient is meat.

 

Still overpriced tho

 

I am retarded and I resent the fact that you are comparing me to stoners.

 

C'est La Vie, baby...

Well then, if I'm a stoner who is offended by a comparison to retards (well, it is a medical term) where do I file my suit? I feel this is an injustice and hereby declare order of cease & dissist...

How do y'all feel about this?

 

The cruelty is what makes Iams so delicious.

It's like little bits of veal for your dog.

 

Haha... bits of dog for your calf.


I'm in a Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy state of mind tonight.


shoobadooba... ok computer.

 

I bet the right breed of dog tastes alright.

 

I can't remember fully, but I think I remember hearing about German Shepherds and some other Chinese breeds being common food sources as far as species goes... and then the mountain dog from the Caucases. Those things scare the shit outta me.



Sheepdogs, in general, have agressive tendancies from what I've seen...
I suppose mostly because their territory is so instinctively vast. I'd never get one. Quirky dogs...

 

I ate dog in Mexico once.

 

just kidding

 

We know you're kidding - it was at least seven or eight times.

That Taco Bell dog was at least 3 meals worth.

 

Frog legs are pretty bizarre... I've only had them a few times.

 

I always figured Kangaroos would be delicious.

 

Actually, I've had kangaroo too... best ever was at the Down Under in Rodanthe, North Carolina. I used to fish for speckled seatrout with the owner, every November/December. We have cookouts at the end of tourist season in certain areas of Eastern VA/NC and all the locals just come and eat/take whatever they want. They cook everything in the freezer/restaurant and just put it on tables for people to grab. Also, usually the waiter would bring them to you, but you can clear out the soda fountain and beer cases all you want.

I'd take it over beef or bison anyday. Kind of a cross between bison, venison, and mutton. A bit gamey.

 

Dunno... Buffalo is about as good as it gets. Beef without the chemical baggage.