high play by play

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by 2extreme, Jan 22, 2007.

  1. 2extreme

    2extreme Member

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    Sitting at the computer desk, with an english exam in 3 hours.
    Suddenly -
    "where's my fucking dictionary"
    "I need my fuckin dictionary"

    Get up and travel down the stairs -
    "Where the fuck is that dictionary"
    ...
    "Fuck"

    Walking around many different rooms in the house...
    finally comes the last one, the family room
    not there
    "fuck"
    "somebody fuckin stole my dictionary"
    "fuckin thief"

    Travel back up the winding wooden spiral staircase
    Sit back at desk
    "shit that was a nice journey"

    5 minutes later
    browsing some web sites, staring at computer screen
    out of nowhere

    "where's my fuckin dictionary"
    wander down winding wooden staircase
    ...
    another journey begins
     
  2. Jhan((~dreamer~))

    Jhan((~dreamer~)) Member

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    I've been there too many times to mention...

    Where's my fuckin cd....
     
  3. forwardventure

    forwardventure Member

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    Damn short-term memory loss! :H

    Wait a second...that sandwich was there a second ago. Who took my sandwich. *hiccup*
     
  4. mortes

    mortes Senior Member

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    I lose shit all the time high. I got one of my stashes stolen by my dad because I got high and left it on my computer desk. I was 18 at the time, but he still took it and said that he threw it away, I don't believe him though.
     
  5. CaptainBeefheartFan

    CaptainBeefheartFan Screwed Up

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    same, but for me its like

    WHERE IS THAT FUCKING LIGHTER, or WHERE THE FUCK DID I LEAVE THAT BONG
     
  6. sun-shine

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    When I loose a lighter... man, sometimes I'm just about ready to kill to find that god damned lighter!! Nothing in the world pisses me off more! I feel your pain man.
     
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