guess i'm a "killer"

so at dinner tonight, i get my tray and food and bring it to the table were my friends are. i put the tray down, but i need to get a chair. so i go to another table and pick up a chair and reach over the table (no one was there) and drop the chair down. some sophomore says "easy there, killer," so i look over at them trying to figure out who it was, but couldn't figure it out. so i walk over to my friend and he says, "so your a killer now," and i say "i guess so"

i just wish people would grow some balls and man up to saying stupid shit instead of giggling like pussy's. i looked at them and they shut up, but when i turned away, they started giggling and saying shit again. then i sat right next to them

 

Idk.. are you in the army or something?

 

i go to a military college, but i'm not currently in any branch of service

 

and we never thought stuff like that would happen after high school...

 

Giggling pussies? I thought I'd seen some shit in my time...

 

He can make a traveling show out of it.

Come here children of all ages, 5 pence for a glance at the wonderfuly amazing giggling pussy!

 

killah!
oh no here comes fitzy!
run away! run away!

 

i couldn't think of anything witty to say.

 

have a drink kc..even if what you say isn't witty, you sure will think it is

 

Hey were your abs showing already?

 

if your abs were showing i'd giggle too...

 

You did der done triumph der boy. Good jerb!

 

me abs aren't quite showing yet...don't worry ladies, you'll see them soon enough

 

i dont think anyone is interested in seeing farmers tanned abs.

 

hey, when you bike across the country, then you can talk about farmers tanned abs

but there are a few ladies here that would love to see me abs

 

bada-bing!

 

Yes, but when speaking of those ladies, i dont think youd want to get within fifty feet of theirs :/

 

what is that supposed to mean...some sort of PA lingo? wtf?

 

Think about it man. Its all right in front of you.

 

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I wouldn't overalalyze a comment... I suppose it's just something ppl say.