I don't know if you ever heard this joke,but it's a very good one and I hope that you like it too..(I don't know if it's in the right section,but it's about metal so....) THE GENRES OF METAL HEAVY METAL: The protagonist (at five foot four and 600 stone) arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and collapses from a heart attack at the feet of the princess. GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves... POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest. FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess. VIKING METAL: The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty mighty axe, cooks and eats it, takes the princess home as a slave, loots the castle and burns it down before he leaves. DEATH METAL: The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, kills the princess, then leaves. DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well. PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26 minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist goes to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the princess escapes, and is now looking for the "POWER METAL" protagonist. GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color. INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures towards the dragon, and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards. CHRISTIAN METAL: The protagonist rides in on his way home from church and sings a mushy power ballad to the dragon about how much Jesus loves him and that the dragon should turn to Him. The Dragon is immediately converted, and when the princess wants to "thank" the protagonist he replies, "sorry, but I don't believe in having sex before marriage."
Black metal was too busy revering its proud pagan ancestors. It likes dragons more than princesses anyway. I think that the orignal had something to do with impaling the dragon and raping the princess, but I can't recall precisely.
Nice but if you say that it like dragons more than princesses,thenwhat do you think of this?? Black metal: The protagonist arrives pushing some aggressive and abrasive sounds with full symphony orchestras at the back,the dragon is scared,he rape the dragon and impaled the princess.He then killed the "CHRISTIAN METAL" protagonist who was still there running away from the princess.. the black metal raped the dragon again then left..
