The black hole next to the Alpha Centauri galaxy is actually my Holy Asshole -

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by -GOD-, Aug 25, 2004.

  1. -GOD-

    -GOD- Banned

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    I thought that you guys would want to know - why? Well, if you go around there during your vacation, it might smell like Holy Shit.
     
  2. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    alpha centauri is a binary star system 4.3 lightyears from earth
     
  3. jesuswasamonkey

    jesuswasamonkey Slightly Tipsy

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    Why is your asshole an entrance-only orifice?
     
  4. -GOD-

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    Actually 4.34 if you must know...
     
  5. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    ahh,
    thats almost a parsec.
     
  6. -GOD-

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    I used the Earth as toilet paper - my Holy Shit acted as fertilized and that's how life came to be.

    Fa - Darwin...
     
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