Send Lawyers, Guns, and Money

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  1. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    The shit has hit the fan!!!! (that is such an odd expression)

    Name some odd expressions... or whatever you want to chat about that would need some lawyers, guns, and money.
     
  2. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.
     
  3. seamonster66

    seamonster66 discount dracula

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    A friend of mine just sent me an e-mail with the same title...except it was lawyers, guns, and MONEY because he got a second dui and will be heading to jail for a while.



    anyhow, money is more important than the other two.


    just remember, a stitch in time saves nine.
     
  4. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    I have no idea what that means. :p
     
  5. seamonster66

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    well, say your pants start to rip, if you stitch them right away then one stitch is likely to be enough, but if you wait two weeks you may have to make 9 stitches.....



    Same could be true about getting a car fixed, going to a doctor etc


    of course, unless i am paid I just plan on making the 9 stitches. If someone pays me, then i remind them to make the early stitch.
     
  6. Peanuts

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    I kinda like that one. I think it is growing on me.

    Hey, I just learned something new today.





    FRIENDS> NEED MORE SAYINGS!!!!! :rolleyes:
     
  7. hippiejuan

    hippiejuan Member

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    "Another ****** in the woodpile"

    I attended a little, rural, hick high school, and whenever we would ask the Industrial Arts teacher if we could get a pass to leave study hall and work on our shop projects, he would say "I bet there's another ****** in the woodpile." This meant that he thought we had an ulterior motive, other than working on our projects. And, he was right; we really wanted to smoke and fight and talk about girls and whatnot.
     
  8. jesuswasamonkey

    jesuswasamonkey Slightly Tipsy

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    "Fool me once...

    uhh...

    shame on you.

    Fool me twice...

    uhhm...

    urrr...

    ehh...

    you can't fool me again!"

    -Appointed President George Dubbya Bush
     
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