one slightly used boyfriend for sale

I'm willing to work out at trade. I have...


1 Pet monkey (good for cuddling, and grooming)

1 of those battery operated automatic hand held dish scrubber things (makes doing dishes easy and quick)

1 pair of size 9 pink low top Chuck Taylors (to replace the ones he comes with)

3 blank CD's(for burning more Widespread )

1 bottle of patchouli (who knows why)
and a massage for your trouble.

I'm also willing to rent him by the hour if bartering doesn't suit your fancy.

 

I've seen this one in here a few times and really seems likes the best deal to me.


P.S.

after being bitched out and smacked I've decided to let this continue so lets see if we can't work out that "by the hour" thing.

 

oooh, it's hard to decide, either I can work with funkyphresh and make him dance for veggie burgers -OR- I can go with flutterby's deal. I could really use a good monkey and some more patchouli, but I've already got some pink Chucks (mine are high top with funky laces!)

Hmm, ditch the chucks, throw in a couple of frozen pizzas and we'll have a deal!

 

uh oh sounds like i may need to throw in my digeridoo, my grateful dead coffee mug and a bottle of whiskey!
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NO! NOT THE MUG!!!

 

i'm sorry moonshyne but i'm going to have to decline you offer on ian its nothing against you are anything but if it comes down to his knee cab that scares me b/c that might hurt alot

 

I can do that!! DId I win?!!

 

hmm, i was going to say yes, but funky just offered up her mug and some whiskey.....this is going to be tough.....

 

I'll throw in my mountain dulcimer, and a jug of homemade elderberry wine, and a bouquet of asters.

 

seems to me since i got a banjo and mandolin and you got a dulcimer we can work something out together you and i can play and sprout can do his dance!!
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Team work!!! What a good idea! You are a wise woman.
Okay, Moonshyne, we fixed the problem, you don't have to make a decision anymore. We'll take him!

 

Absolutely!

 

will the dancing be nude? are table dances an option? what's the cover charge?

 

Well Sprout, seems you may be dancing for us!!
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Have you all noticed that we (Mynameiskc,and funkyphresmama) all have the same avatar? How odd. Let the dancing begin!
*starts to tune dulcimer*
What song shall we play first funky?

 

I get 35% of the profits!!

KC, I'll let him give you a lap dance for $20!


As for funky and flutter, how bout y'all start up a foot-stompin' hillbilly hoedown! While you two play, me and KC can start shucking some corn, and maybe get some quilting done!

 

hmm lets start off with the hackensaw boys song "we are many" then maybe do a little "friend of the devil"
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quilting? couldn't i just do some heavy lifting, a la barn raising?

 

KC you can build us a shack like the house on THE JERK. we can have all our hoedowns in there
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Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get this hoedown started. Sprout strap on those chucks, unless you prefer to dance barefoot....