Weirdest 3 things to buy at walmart to freak out the cashier...

What are the three weirdest things you could buy at walmart to freak out the cashier? Im gunna go with:

Tub of vaseline
6 pack of Miller Lite
Sports Illustrated for Kids.

 

...WTF!..lol thats pretty weird man..i guess the weirdest would be
a pack of bananas
Super trojan condoms
and makeup

 

Im not actually gunna go buy those craztwhiteguy lol it was hypothetical. I know im a bit of a weirdo but not that bad haha.

 

yes ur one of those weird ones..i can imagine u high as hell with ur friends and all of a sudden u jump and go"I HAVE AN IDEA!"..what is it bro"ok hear me out we get a priest a hamster and a lil chinese kid and we drive around the USA"...thats the dumbest idea i ever heard sit the fuck down

 

Whats wrong with hamsters?

 

....they KILL! ..i always used to make this joke when i was stoned i would be like ok llanso I NEED!!! a hamster a priest some vaseline and a lil chinese kid..he would be like y...'CAUSE IM HORNY!

 

A tube of preparation H

Some Ex Lax

And a new toilet seat.













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if you're a chick, get a broomstick, a lotta lube, and a hammer

 

^ hahhahaha nice

 

plunger
ky warming sensation jelly
5 pound sack of potatoes

and walk funny up to the register and on the way out

 

20 cans of baked beans
Lots of lighters

muahaha

(okay...so it's only 2...but any additions stand the chance of ruining the combo)

 

^^ Lmao

 

LoL. I just love the way your warped minds work!

 

they dont sell beer at walmart.

 

LMAO! that's so wrong...

 

the Kama Sutra
a trampoline
a huge stack of painkillers

 

Lots of lube
Toy handcuffs
Holoween mask

 

10 packs of condoms,
big bottle of warming lube
and a giant pink blow up baseball bat....

 

haha that's good.

 

as i've asked before, if thats u in that picture, what kind of watch are u wearing?

and to get back on topic, if your actually gonna go in and buy this shit u had better find like a young chick or somthing because i bet most people will just ring it through and not give it a second look