Opposite sexual organ for a day

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by The World of Dan, Aug 25, 2004.

  1. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    What would you do if you was given the opposite sexual organ for the day? (I.e. large (ish) breast and a vagina for guys, and a penis for girls?)
     
  2. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha smack people with it, of course..
    I would be an ass all day, and make everything relate to the size of my wiener and talk about how much ass i could kick..
    and masturbate all day :D
     
  3. velvet

    velvet Banned

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    Yup.. same here.. I'd stick it in everything I could find.. *grin*
     
  4. Becknudefck

    Becknudefck Senior Member

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    id come on to guys to make them uncomfortable and lie about how big it is, then do some flashing and jerking off. sounds hilarious
     
  5. bella

    bella Member

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    I would do all of the above. And then do it all again.
     
  6. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    If I had female sexual organs for a day I'd spend most of it in bed *experementing*. I'd cover every part of my boobs and vagina with my fingers to find out what feels nice, stick things in my vagina (everything from carrots to fluffy toys LOL), and find out what feels good... then continue to do it for the rest of the day.

    I think towards the end of the day I'd go out and get a man, any man really (prefrebally someone with a large cock that knows how to use it) and let him fuck me for the rest of the day..

    After all, I can't have the tools and not put them to propper use!!
     
  7. Nisha

    Nisha Forlorn.

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    if i had a penis, i would love to fuck a girl (like phsyche :p) or someone really hot or someone who just makes me hard. i would love to see what its liek to masturbate and have my balls licked and stuff... that would just be awesome for a day.. but i dont want one for my life.
     
  8. Bacchus

    Bacchus Member

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    It's OK Nisha, you can use mine. [​IMG]
     
  9. ScarletBegonia

    ScarletBegonia Member

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    If I had a penis for a day I would pee on everything.
     
  10. Nisha

    Nisha Forlorn.

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    lol bacchus,

    any guy can be me for a day.

    sign up here :
     
  11. Insomniac_Junkie

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    Yeah i would probably stick everything I could find in my coon
     
  12. zabriskie_point

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    when i have sex with girls is also to feel what they feel... and make them feel what i feel...



     
  13. beachbum7

    beachbum7 Lookin' for any fun

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    If I could have the opposite sexual organ for a day, I'd love to have breasts (Actually, the thought of me having breasts is quite frightening). And I'd love to go topless around the beach.
     
  14. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    I think i might enjoy having female feet for the day, and having some men *pamper* them for the day.. that would be fun ;)
     
  15. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hahah men dont do that silly, theres no time, with what, making them dinner, doing there wash, basically doing everything for them except wipping their asses :D
     
  16. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    You're obviously not associating with the correct men then.
     
  17. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Aren't all men like that though, well probably not at first but then something changes and you become their mother :D
     
  18. The World of Dan

    The World of Dan FSMFTW

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    ah!! I'm offended... I realise that my breed of 'decent men' is rare.. but we do exist :p
     
  19. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    hahah I am sure that there are three or four that are decent :D

    hehe just kidding, or am I....haha
     
  20. Bacchus

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    I also, am offended. I make lunches for us every night. I do dishes. I do laundry. I dust. I try to cook. I vaccuum. And I've been with the same girl for 7 years.
     

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