The Case Of The Nonsuch Lurkenon

"Be careful there, Shotgun, you'll disturb the nonevidence." said Homer as i stumbled blindly about the cave.

"just stand still".

"in order to stand still, one must stop ones feet."

"okay, try this; hold the left one still, then hold the right one still".

"perfect. now ,strike one of your cricket matches,and light this candle i brought".

"Homer, you think of everything".

"O.k., what is that over there in the corner?".

"no, the other corner".

"no, the other corner".

"no, the other corner".

"yes, thats it, kick it over to me".

"very interesting".

"whats interesting, Homer?".

"it appears to be a human bone".

"a bone, Spurlock?".

"a human one".

"a human one?"

"yes my pard Shotgun,a human one".

"can we get out of here now? its too dark and spooky and the candles almost burnt down and im almost out of cricket matches".

"i believe there is more evidence over there."

"where?"

"in the corner"

"oh, you mean this?"

"no, the other corner."

"no".

"no".

''yes, that!"'.

"throw it over here".

"is it what i think it is, Spurlock?"

"i'm afraid so, Shotgun, its a backgammon board!".

stay tuned for the further adventures of Spurlock Homer of the Texun Rungers, and me, Doc Shotgun, as Homer uses his immense storehouse of nonductive reasoning to solve the baffling case of the nonsuch lurkenon.

 

Act 2: where the buffalo roam.

" well, the suns out, at least. do you mind if i inquire once again, what are we doing in scotland?"

"we're looking for the yard."

"what yard?"

"the one where Unspector Limenon was last seen."

"and how will we find this yard, Homer?"

"we already have, pard Shotgun."

"and how did you come to this conclusion?"

"grade school,my pard Shotgun. this is the smallest town in Texas. only one person lives here.theres only one house,so theres only one yard."

"brilliant! Homer, you amaze me."

"and besides, there is also that."

"what?"

"that over there."

"that over where?"

"over there."

"where?"

"in the corner"

"what corner?"

" the corner of the yard"

"oh. you mean this."

"no. not that. put that down."

"what is it?"

"it's a prairie muffin"

"how can you tell?"

"i can smell it."

"besides, this is where the buffalo roam."

"just stand still, ill get it."

" first the left foot... thats good,you remembered."

"o.k., Homer, what is that?"

"its a nonotebook, Shotgun.nonlined pages.full of nonotes, and it appears to belong to Unspector Limenon."

"how can you tell, Spurlock?"

"it has his name on it."

"you're amazing, Homer."

has Spurlock Homer found a valuable clue?

what has happened to Unspector Limenon?

stay tuned as Spurlock Homer of the Texun Rungers, puts his massive brain and superior powers of nonductive reasoning through the most severe challenge he has ever faced in his brilliant career.

dont miss the action as Spurlock Homer, and myself, Doc Shotgun, systematically, through the awesome power of nonductive reasoning,methodically proceed to solve the mind-boggling mystery of the nonsuch lurkenon.