the random thread

Well I was just reading through a thread, and someone hijacked it, and people were talking about it. So I decided to create this thread so whoever wanted to could hijack it. Just talk man, whatever randomn shit you feel like putting here

 

Penguins like to follow orange furbies into asian territories while drinking melted ice cream and speaking mongolian on the telephone with Rocky Balboa, whom is under the influence of moldy peanut butter on top of a computer desk with a green monkey named J.R. Cooper about to dive into a pool of Axe body spray.

 

FUCK YOUR PENGUINS I AM MASTER OF THIS THREAD


*schizer

oh that axe thing reminds me of that commercial where the dude is rolling around hardcore making out with this girl, and then he falls into that water that an axe truck has fallen in, and there is a big foamy bubble of axe.

 

PE0PLE DYING LOL!!!!11

 

Commercials for diet pills really piss me off. "Body fat accumulates from stress and not eating right. Now you can lose the weight without having to change your diet or exercise!" What the fuck is wrong with these pricks? My health insurance premiums go up because these chemically dependant fucks can't just eat right and be healthy, and have to go in for a boatload of prescriptions at a $4 co-pay and the occasional angioplasty. The anger rages!

 

I just saw a new anti drug commercial and its so fucking stupid. They dont even give some bullshit facts about how bad it is for you. Now everything is just dont do it, how convincing is that.

 

^^^ haha, its the best argument they can come up with I guess

no matter what happens, this is how the drug war will end

"Why do it?"

"Why not do it?"

and both sides will repeat this over and over again until they burst out laughing realizing how much time they wasted and how stupid it was

 

Don't be raggin on us "big boned" people! There are actually eating disorders where the person cannot lose weight without an appetite supressant (aka diet pill).

On a related note I hate people who say they are fat because they gained a pound over some holiday break...or people who say they are fat when they are skinny as hell, or hot as hell, either way. If you aren't fat then stop saying you are fat!

 

If your doctor tells you to take diet pills to lose weight, go ahead. But fuck ordering some pills off the TV just because you don't have the self-control to eat right and exercise.

 

I hate it when over weight people say they've tried everything to lose weight but if they walk a few miles a week and move it to jogging a little bit, its not tha hard

 

i know, i had a friend that was fat and lost a shit ton of weight running. I think people just want the easy way out now because of all the pills on TV.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULvEZ78NVfo

?w A P H E X t T W I N f ?

 

Do I believe marijuana is not harmful because its really what i know is true or because I like to get stoned so much?

 

I feel the same way, I find that in moderation it does great things for me, I'm so happy I have found Marijuana some times.
I also find that in my case it is very very easy to abuse and ends up being doing just as much bad as it can do good.

 

Y'all are absolutly fucking stupid. There are eating disorders where the person CANNOT stop eating. There are also people with very low metabolism, so calories are much harder to burn. I really wish I knew where you people lived so my fat ass could f you up.

 

mmm really, not that hard? I work out EVERY day. No exceptions. I run for 30 minutes, box for 30 minutes, and lift weights for 30 minutes. I have not lost ONE pound (in fact I have gained muscle weight but have pretty much lost no fat). I have been doing this for a month and have cut back on my calories to 1500 a day (instead of the average 2000). So no, it is not just "walk a few miles a week and move it to jogging a little bit" and it really is that hard. I run at least 4 miles in the 30 minutes (sometimes more), plus I box, and lift weights, so don't talk about shit you have no idea about (that goes for everyone). I swear some people are so damn ignorant.

 

Randumbness rox

 

i understand that some fat people cant stop eating or they have a very slow metabolism so they literally can lose weight..BUT i hate fatasses that can lose weight but are too lazy to run a mile or join a gym..then they want pity for beying so morbidly obese...and the ask for ur macdonalds...NO FAT ASS BACK WAY FROM THE BURGER!

 

why dont you go a doctor then a figure out what you need to do to lose weight and stop bitching to us like we dont understand whats going on. Look what i said in my post. My friend was a fucking fatass, so he started running and lost all that weight and now hes a pimp. That shows me that it isnt that hard that you just have to have the motivation. so why dont you quit being so ignorant.