wow its hard not to antagonize the goddamn zoo animals.

so theres this dude that lives downt he street and hes always over here. his wife made him get braces and hes hella drunk right now and he just pryed his fucking braces off with a bic lighter because i laughed at him. it was disgusting. haha and he chipped one of his teeth.

 

wow that's insane..hahahaha sounds like you have some great neighbors

 

haha no i have obnoxious neighbors that all have their asses permanently bolted to my sofas just because they dont like it at home which in turn makes my home life unenjoyable.

but once in awhile someone will do something that i find mildly amusing

 

ewwwwwwwww i have such a thing with teeth...ewww that would freak me out...once a guy was in a fight and was gonna show me his tooth that came out..i freaked..i don't want to see that shit..ewww

 

no no no trust me i know man haha i remember we were discussing our tooth losing nightmares in some thread. i cant have anything scraping at my teeth i havent been to the dentist since i was like 9. haha i used to cry whenever i lost a tooth. i had an ex boyfriend who used to kick it with my brother and they started a collection of teeth they knocked out of peoples mouths when he was little he also had a scab collection. eew the nastiness

this fool hella grossed me out that shit was nasty.

 

i thought this thread was gonna be like about taunting the monkeys in their cages

 

uke:
gah, can't handle teeth stuff

 

Silly neighbors those.

I gotta go to the dentist at some point soon, whenever I have 300$ to fly to Honduras because it's still cheaper to fly there and go to my dentist there than to go to the dentist here in the states.

 

I remember going to the zoo with a bunch of my classmates, and some of them were poking at a lion's balls with this twig they found in the park........ trust me, that lion was not happy after they kept antagonizing him

 

How were they even that close to a lion to poke his balls?

 

well, the lion was laying up against the cage.......

and you have to know kansas zoos...... they dont have pits like you see in alot of big parks

 

Crazy. I don't think I'd poke a lion in the balls. Maybe. But probably not.

I'd pull a thorn out of the king's paw though.

 

yeah and I remember going to a classmates farm, and we were throwing rocks at the bull's nuts....... and I learned not to mess with a male animals testicles ever again. that bull was pissed.

 

haha yeah, and I remember that story..... was it a mouse that pulled it out???

 

Yes it was.

I like the old fables like that.

Man, you must have some big balls to be throwin' rocks at a bulls testicles. Youth is crazy.

 

i never throw anything at anyones balls..it's not nice

 

that bull had big balls, thats why it was so easy to hit

 

I've accidentally thrown a shoe at someone's balls, but never have thrown anything on purpose.

 

Target Testicles, I got ya.

 

yeah, but its funny if someone else gets hit in the balls. its a tension breaker for sure