how are you like a guy/girl? {stereotypes only please}

Like a girl: I'm a shoe whore, bag hag, I love to cook, I love jewelry, big sunglasses, and my favorite color is pink.

Like a guy: I love my steaks medium, I love action movies, I say whatever is on my mind without thinking about it first, I don't fuss about my hair or my clothes.....everyday, I love working with power tools, I watch football, I'm a show off, and I have an ego the size of Texas. :tongue: Okay the ego part is a lie.

 

the ghetto...sort of, but not too bad.

next door to my apartment....hah....the previous tennant made the news last year by just up and croaking in the back of a cop car! i guess he was acting all agitated or something and the cops put him in the car.....he just dies! they didnt even hit him or anything. i think it was coke or something....it was before i lived in the apartment, but i was over often cause i was friends with the person whos lease i got signed onto....all hours of the day that fella had people knocking on his door!

the complex is just next door to friendship village

funny thing is that the new neighbors were confused when a supoena ended up on their door for the previous tenant and were asking me about him! dude died IN A COP CAR, and the government STILL doesnt know enough to not call him to court! idiots...

 

i don't think the ego thing is a lie angela :tongue:

 

i'm like a guy in that i: like sports, especially contact sports, like writing my name in the snow with my piss, beating the shit out of my body, like watching MMA and boxing, war movies, steak and potatoes, beer (good beer for the most part now) - though, i can outdrink most people at stupid college parties without trying, love working out, weights, steak and eggs, i love wearing sweats - i can dress nicely when the occasion arises, ...

i'm like a girl in that i: am somewhat sensitive and understanding, like cooking

 

haha dammit woman you out me every time!

 

well tree hugger is very pretty, but somehow I doubt her ego is out of control

also nesta, my dad used to be a medic over by you (for fun, yea)

and two guys invaded a families home dressed as ninjas with maces, then one of them collapsed and died on their air conditioning unit outside and my dad found him

fucking d and d people

I am like a girl in that I hate dungeons and dragons

 

I'm like a girl because I love shopping, bags, jewellery, pretty things, flowers...

And I'm like a boy because as a kid I always prefered the cool pirate legos over the stupid pink girly ones. And because I can make the most awesomest fake burps. And because I like ice hockey (playing and watching) and other "manly sports". And because I don't do the whole girly gossiping thing/painting each other's fingernails/doing each other's hair/blahblah boring girly stuff. Aaaand because I like climbing trees, doing extreme sports, driving, drinking beer... Burp!

 

you know i will


i'm like a guy in that i am belligerent..i love my big tvs and beer!!
and i'm like a girl in that i know what belligerent means i also like really girly drinks and small food

 

pirate legos kick motha fucking ass!!

 

like a girl: I like diamonds and things that glitter.
like a guy: i love wrestling and watching football

 

Haha thanks Gary

Jess you evil bitch.

I'm like a girl because I love taking time to give myself spa treatment: soak in the tub, facials.....and I love to paint my nails. Oh and I like false eyelashes.

I'm like a guy because I'm a great "handyman", I like to shoot the breeze with the boys, and I can appreciate a nice female form.

 

i like things that glitter to but for me, it's more of a magpie type characteristic




i'm not really evil
but in truth you're the queen of evil, so if you say i'm evil i must be
zing!

 

ooh i like this thread. good idea.

i'm like a girl because..
i love shopping
i like to wear skirts
paint nails
i like pretty things

i'm like a guy because
i love skiing!
i say things without thinking first
i love technology

 

i'm like a guy because i want the woman to do the laundry, cook, clean the dishes, make me some pie, bring me my beer and be quiet during sports unless they REALLY know whats going on hahahhahaha

 

hahahaha you bastard!
if you have a big tv i think you found my weakness

i'm like a man in that i say stupid shit without filtering it too
and i'm like a woman in that i like to bitch

 

i do have a big tv

now wheres my pie!?

 

I have like an....ehh... 17 inch TV from Goodwill which only gets my channel. It gets me all the girls

 

theres actually some in the fridge and a couple in the freezer

 

i want freshly baked pie

 

i don't think your tv gets the girls


hey it's ok cause i have a projection screen
mwahahaha
it can be as big as i want it to be
mwahahahah!!!~

:drool: