how are you like a guy/girl? {stereotypes only please}

i already have 1 woman making pies - why would i need 2 doing the same job...i want some chocolate chip cookies, so get your apron on and start making some cookies

 

nah I good in the sack I don't need to cook.

 

fitzy did you eat your shreddies this morning?

 

yes you do

 

what are shreddies

 

hahaha the cereal
i was making a joke :tongue:
gawd!

 

Cause all I think about is sex, sports, video games and food. oh, and money.

 

i'm like a girl because i love to talk on the phone
but i'm like a guy in that i am really bad at answering my phone or calling people back

 

wait, there is a cereal called shreddies? hahaha

 

werd

 

I'm like a girl because I like to wear skirts in the summer, I like pink, I like to drink wine, I like chocolate, I am emotional more than rational (most of the time) I like to go shopping, I like to gossip, I like to look at cute boys and go "oooo", I love babies,


I'm like a guy because I like to look at cute chicks, I like football (Eagles), I can drink beer (if it's the only thing to drink), well most importantly, I can hang out with guys and not have them want to strangle me like most girls I know. I can deal with the insults and not go and cry or be like, "are you saying I'm FAT???" or something crazy like that. I can drink people under the table, too, I guess that's guy-like.

 

high five mate!
i can drink alot of people under the table too
except for sometimes i drink too much too fast.....and bad stuff happens........:leaving:


i'm like a girl in the sense that i like romance novels...and i'm like a guy in the sense that i like comic books
i'm like a girl in the sense that i like to look at cute guys and say "oooooo" as well
but i'm like a guy in the sense that i am a good "wing man"...i've helped get many friends laid..or at least try ..i bust my ass trying (that's actually how i'm the best sister ever too)

 

I'm like a girl cause I take at least 2 hours to get ready to go somewhere and I can achieve multiple orgasms and not have to wait 15 min. between.

 

Like a girl...because I LOVE clothes, I'm ultra secure in my sexuality (how often do you find truly homophobic females? Think about it...) I'm so self-conscious without makeup, and I have to smell good ALWAYS.

Like a guy...because I have an insanely high sex drive, I have no problems with random bodily functions, and I can out-eat many of my friends.

 

I'm like a girl in all concerning computers and other technical stuff...
I also fall for handsome guys too often... And I love romantic things...and films about true love...that kinda stuff
I'm like a guy, cause it's hard to cry for me - i'd rather keep all emotions in me
And I don't like skirts, hate heels and too much make up...

 

I thought of 2 more as I was lying in bed this morning.

I'm like guy because I swear too much. And I eat a lot.

 

I'm like a guy because I swear, a lot, I love cars and everything about then, I find myself looking at the g/f's boobs...a lot lol

I'm like a girl because I freaking LOVE clothing shopping, and I focus a lot on how I look