First bowl (needs name

This is my first bowl and I need to name it

 

looks like a Squash
name it Sasquatch or something

 

it looks like a schlong, name it Dick.

 

apple jack

 

I like that, its kind of random though

 

name it baby arm

 

Kandy Cane!

 

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Maybe so but thats just the sounds that come to mind when I look at your picture.