kerry has already won the election

Discussion in 'Politics' started by loverofthewoods, Aug 25, 2004.

  1. loverofthewoods

    loverofthewoods Member

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    it is kerry's birthright...

    http://prisonplanet.com/articles/august2004/170804royalroots.htm

    "Because of the fact that every presidential candidate with the most royal genes and chromosomes has always won the November presidential election, the coming election - based on 42 previous presidents - will go to John Kerry."
     
  2. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout Senior Member

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    I think this goes in the marijauna forum...or maybe other drugs...or maybe pure bull...or maybe insanity.
     
  3. turtlefriend

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    Andrew Jackson was an EXTREMELY popular president, and he was a true-blue redneck, as opposed to Bush the poser. No 'royal' blood there.
     
  4. FunkyPhreshMama

    FunkyPhreshMama Visitor

    i thought it was pretty interesting. i am keeping my fingers crossed LOL
     
  5. Pressed_Rat

    Pressed_Rat Do you even lift, bruh?

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    Good. Now people can shut up and be compliant sheep.
     
  6. loverofthewoods

    loverofthewoods Member

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    hahaha yes, thats right....insane i am.

    just fall back in line now...theres nothing to see here
     
  7. HonkyTonk

    HonkyTonk Member

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    You need to just stop talking, and breathing.
     
  8. MaxPower

    MaxPower Kicker Of Asses

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    Yeah, presidents who threaten to hang people from trees without a trial rule. These new age pussy presidents could learn a thing or two from good ole Andy.
     
  9. booshnoogs

    booshnoogs loves you

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    In 1800, Thomas Jefferson beat John Adams
    In 1796, John Adams beat Thomas Jefferson

    How could they have switched ancestry?
     
  10. gertie

    gertie Senior Member

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    maybe is shows some element of how after all this year upon years, many americans still harbor unconcious connections to european ways and ideas.

    intersting thought precess to say the least.
     
  11. Ole_Goat

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    In addition to Queen Elizabeth, Presidents must somehow be related to Humphrey Bogart and Marilyn Monroe.
     
  12. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I'm definatly voting for Kerry now that I see hes related to Ivan the terrible.
     
  13. drewbee

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    To tell you the truth, I dont see a single person who is running right now, worth of running this country. Where have all the normal presidents gone. This has all started with clinton....
     
  14. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I really doubt there are many people in the world qualified to run a nation, and even less who wouldn't get corrupt as hell after a year or two, everyone a self serving prick, and nobody deserves that much power. I usually vote for the person I feel is least likely to screw me over 'til I find someone I can vote for who's willing to cause nuclear freaking winter. Apocalypse now!
     
  15. Ole_Goat

    Ole_Goat Member

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    Who isn't running that you would like to see as President?
     
  16. Bacchus

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    Hey, I'm glad to see someone else reads prison planet.
     

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