Farting

nope, it is farting at bed and then putting your partner's head under the blanket so he/she can fully enjoy the fragrance:troll: , at least according to John Waters' "Pecker" movie.

 

I personally enjoy sharting - it's the best of both worlds.

 

certo che siamo proprio na banda de trucidi e de zozzoni

 

haaaaaaahaaaaaaaa that's hillarious. I hate that too if it's intentional or they just don't care. If it just happens or they have a stomache ache or something like that I always pretend I am asleep so I don't embarass them. I was newly dating someone a few months ago and slept over the first time we did 'it' he was trying to wake me up for morning sex hah and in the process he let it just go on accident I felt so bad for him...I just pretended to be the heaviest sleeper on the planet.

 

Oh how this thread made me laugh!

Farts are funny...the funny wears off if the person doing it is like, a chronic farter. I had this friend who would fart constantly. After a while it was just annoying.

But still, farting's funny. Come on, you've never had a fart and got yourself a little giggle?

haha, reminds me of this new commercial on Comedy Central for Sarah Silverman's new show...they're all sitting around having a farting contest and then she farts...looks at the camera and very quietly/shamefacedly says "I pooped."

Cracks me up every time.

 

I don't know, I'm kind of proper. Hell, I even get embarrassed for other people if it happens to them in public....

 

Honestly idc i laugh, one time in class this one kid behind me farted while the principle was in the classroom, nd it was one of those really long loud ones (not a pretty front row seat) but time went by and we all laughed again sometimes its funny, sometimes its plain gross. Anyway yeah hehe.