sayings you would love to see on candy hearts

how do you eat the bigger hearts?? without ruining your front teeth?

 

if it's going to be a bigger heart, its gonna be a bit thinner.

and you eat the hearts with your front teeth?

 

I'm pretty bad with slogans. I got fired from my fortune cookie job after coming up with "You will die a horrible, horrible death." I still don't see what the big stink was all about.

 

good riddance.

 

"Herpes"

 

Perilous this descent into ourselves. As we explore the deepest depths of each other, we found that we could become more together then the sum of us.


You'd need a kinda big candy heart though. And they don't really taste that great.

 

"Genital warts"

 

"your dad"

 

99% Spit-Free

 

"Love Bites"

 

Sex is over-rated. Wanna try again ?

 

Skip the charade,
Fuck till raw.

 

"Yer Dad's a Mother Fucker"

"Insert In Anus"

"Love AIDS"

 

This thread made me laugh

Anyhow...

"Your extasy is in the other bag"

"LSD free... maybe"

"Sweet Jesus!"

"Hello!"

"Eating this will cause cancer".

 

"love is an illusion we hold out against death"


or maybe just "let's fuck"

 

"Smegma"

 

Kinky romonas ass.

Not a saying so much. But eh?

 

"eat me"
"i'm right behind you"
"kiss me"
"blow me"
"turn around"
"don't look up"

theres so many to choose from

 

"Bigger really is better"

"Do it harder"

"Start licking and don't stop"

"Bite me"

 

either "True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place." or "As You Wish."

I suppose it would depend on who the heart was coming from.