Thank you Sir Rubin. Shame on the rest of you

For probably the only interesting thread on the front page. The rest of you have dissapointed me in my absence. I leave for a few weeks and this is what happens? A wave of boringness so atrocious that I lost my woody. Which is good because I'm at the library and the drag queen next to me kept gazing at my crotch.

Goodnight, and goodluck. I expect much better reading material the next time I come around, or, as your life long king, I shall have you all executed at the following dawn.

 

well, that's two interesting posts on the front page now. my life is too interesting right now for me to dedicate myself to trying to make something interesting, not that i was much good at it anyway.

so, is the drag queen hot, or kinda scary?

 

Rubin is a smart kid.