the stoner

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by 2extreme, Feb 8, 2007.

  1. 2extreme

    2extreme Member

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    how do you tell if someone's a stoner
     
  2. CaptainBeefheartFan

    CaptainBeefheartFan Screwed Up

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    red squinty eyes and long dirty hair, ya god damn hippies :)
     
  3. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    besides the stereotypical stoner, i'd say it's pretty hard to tell

    people always seem suprised when i say i blaze
     
  4. veroness

    veroness There's only one :)

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    offer them weed when ya hang out
    they toke with ya, then ya got your answer :)

    when i started hanging out with this one kid, he thought i smoked because i wore converses and at that time, i never even seen weed in real life (at that time)

    dont make assumtions. just ask.
     
  5. 2extreme

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    What is
    the stereotypical stoner
     
  6. Jhan((~dreamer~))

    Jhan((~dreamer~)) Member

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    My way:

    I ask if they smoke.

    Most stoners will say: Uh...

    lol, I forgot wht I was going to say...

    Hmm...
     
  7. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    a hippie
    rastafarian
    scrub
     
  8. paintballer687

    paintballer687 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    Ask them.
     
  9. tculi

    tculi Senior Member

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    maybe if they laugh at unfunny shit
    its hard to tell unless they try to make it obvious
     
  10. marbchic

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    you just know.
     
  11. The Reverend

    The Reverend Member

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    Demented look in the eyes.
    Red shoelaces.
    Constantly making reference to Maurice Ravel.
    'The mark of Thorradin'
    Snakeskin jacket.
    Six toes.
    Male.
    Over 6ft tall
    Glasses
    Brown hair
    A fish.

    These are just some of the basics. If you want me to enlighten you on any other tell tale signs that your child might be a stoner, just ask.
     
  12. CrazyWhiteguyX.X

    CrazyWhiteguyX.X Member

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    this is a stoner..
    dude: hey man this tree is like full of life man..i can like almost talk to it...i love this tree*hugs it*
    second dude: yeah man trees are nice and shit but y are u hugging me tho
    nother dude: ...hey guys...IM FREAKING OUT!
    .....based on a true story lol
     
  13. greenice

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    If you ask do ya smoke and they say smoke what?
     
  14. CaptainBeefheartFan

    CaptainBeefheartFan Screwed Up

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    Oh shit, I cant believe I forgot. THE HANDSHAKE. I think you all know what I'm talking about here. All stoners pretty much use the same universal handshake, and you can tell if their down, cause their loose and comfortable with it, and the handshake flows, with a cosmic motion. I think y'all know what I mean :)
     
  15. Jimi_Lives

    Jimi_Lives Member

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    ^Actually, a stoner would probably miss your hand, start to giggle, then get distracted by a squirrel.;)
     
  16. wonderboy

    wonderboy the secret of your power!

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    oo, squirrels!
     
  17. CrazyWhiteguyX.X

    CrazyWhiteguyX.X Member

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    WOAH MAN! *runs after squirrel to feed it*
     
  18. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    ah yes the "lazy" handshake sorta slow and weak (not firm like at all) i know exactly what you mean
     

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