get the ale in luke yer tight bastard

tonight mathew am gonna get absolutly fuckin ratarsed

 

My names Luke, you bastard!

 

glad yer got my name right :lol:

 

cheers man :cheers:

 

and its mr bastard .

 

right gotta go get changed before i turn into a pumpkin ...........catch yers later

 

turned tea tottal luke or what cunthooks

 

That's Mr B. Cunthooks esquire to you....

 

hey man let me tell yersomething me names not you and if it was it would"nt start with a y it would be h wouldnt it ..........hughiiiiiieeeeeeee:jester: arty:

 

a pint of your finest please landlord :cheers:

 

so whats your favourite beverage at the moment .........really enjoying red stripe man nice with a toke ........cheers :bigear:

 

I had a bottle of beer last night, and I may very well do the same tonight ... I'm mad me:cheers:

 

off yer bonce go for it dude :cheers:

 

on the lash tonight me thinks a gottle of beer a gottle of beer pissed languages ......buke yer lelsh bunt get the ale in

 

right off for a scoop ......

 

Neuwcasssalte broooon ale man......mackem drinking that..**&&^%£"$%..; Stones because you can drink more without getting absolutely pissed.

 

aussie whites man whatta fuckin smichen am fuckin ratarsed but am not:cheers:

 

Where's me ale Smeg Matthews?

 

hey luke yer fuckin tight arsed bastard ..........me and sal are waiting for a bevy man ..........your round

 

fuckin ignoring me again aye twat