Hm, how does one approach the topic of death without trying to be morbid? (seriously, not trying to be morbid) This came up in conversation the other night whilst friends were over for dinner... for some reason, the topic of death came about, and at what age we'd ideally like to live to, and then how we thought we'd die. I think, if I had the choice, I'd want to go out in a funny way. I know that's inappropriate, but hopefully someone here knows what I mean. I know that death isn't really something you'd laugh at, or at least shouldn't... but it'd be great to go out in a funny way. One of those ways where, while you're telling others how I went, you can't help but laugh at the story. Although I've no idea what'd be considered funny. What would be a funny way to go?
I have always said that I want to die after a great meal, with a scotch in my hand and cigar in my mouth after a great round of sex.......let it be a heart attack where is just happens so fast that it is done......but hopefully, I had a good time going out.
Spontaneous combustion would be hilarious, in my opinion. The second semifinalist for the Darwin Awards this year died while flying in a small plane when another small plane approached and they decided to moon the occupants of the other plane. Needless to say...pilot with his pants around his ankles=loss of control of the plane, and they crashed, and were later found in the wreckage, pants around all of their ankles. Now that's worth an award.
there was a cult film in the 80 s called "liquid sky " where space aliens stole the endorphines out of the brains of people high on h and climaxing sexualy ....well , you should see the movie .... but id think it funny to have my brain chemicals crystalized and stolen from me while having sex thereby rendering me dead .
A funny way to die might be to take some deadly poison on April fools day and then go tell some one what you did. When they say ya -right I’m not a April fool - with your dying breath you could say Ha April fools! Cheers!
Hello! I had a no brainier job today so I tried to think up a new funny way to die. I had one about a - politician – a - waterfowl – and a guy yelling duck but it was pretty lame and the duck might of had babies. Tomorrow my job will be a little more dangerous so I had better not let my mind wonder trying to think up a funny way to die because if I actually do kill myself it would just be funny in a strange sense. I’m starting to think that it might be a bit of a challenge to find some humor in death because it’s such a delicate subject. But I will find something funny about death – if it’s the last thing I do before I die. Cheers!
i can too read. just cant spell. i been dead twice n now i number myself among the walking dead. the original inhabitant fled fer parts unknown im just an einhaerjar. eternal champion. sum kinna scumfuck battlin the halfwits fucktwits n morbideley obese that keep drinking my beer. elric of melnibone.horselover fAt
I remember reading about a guy who laughed so hard (at a picture of an old hag) that he ruptured a blood vessel and died. Hotwater
fuckin witch! was prolly the eldest fate. she dun sent him a pornomail with fell intent.i fucked a 43 year old broad was named after an merican general. she had the best tits. i squeezed em good they were real. 19 yr old tits a 30 yr old face.perfect. proper classy too.ever shit yerself while fuckin? ive done n had dun. both times in a squat no bath near. fuckin ugly. boozeshits yum.
Nah, I never shit myself while fucking. Never been shit on either..... What have I been missing out on??? What american general was she named after?
its very miserable.gotta find a bubbling fountain or creep thru sumones backyard. hose yerself n her n shake n twist clothes. putem back on . body heat dry. patton. wow i remembered sumthin. cant remember her first name tho.we were in camde3n london she had a nice flat. fulla heirloom shit.your not gonna rob me type comments. no but im gonna fuck ya. anyhoo next morning we staggered to an offy n this fat **** bobby. bobby are uniform pigs. he swtops us n searches my gear. i always carry my gear. anyhoo. we gotta wait fer a sister cop to stick her fingers in her special places.so he runs his mouth like the **** he is. about her last name bein patton n junk. his pops was prolly sum **** faggot major that beat n raped him as a kid n best he could do was hassle folks.sister bobby comes does etc n says sorry hes a **** dont mind him.so to the offy we go.but yeah she had great tits.
Hahahaha, I can fucking picture it now..............creeping round all covered in shit, just trying to clean yourself off. Getting caught like that would be a bitch. It's ridiculous the power officers have over the general public. I am so sick of hearing shit like that. Power corrupts like a motherfucker.
Spontaneous combustion is quite funny, agreed. And to die with your pants around your ankles is equally embarrassing and hilarious, so I dig it. lol, true. April Fool's Day is tricky like that.
