valentines day disasters

we have been wittnessed to several valentines day disasters today ....our friend 'stole'our other friends girlfriend...our other friends estranged wife stole a few hundred bucks off his bank card and went on a crack binge...it seems that many of the couples were out to do each other in ....it makes me almost happy to be sans valentine this year [this is a hint for all you wealthy widdows with sailboats ] ! anyone else know of any valentines day stories ?

 

There was the St. Valentine's massacre. Don't know anything about it but saw the title on the History Channel today. As far as actual interesting things, no. Kyle

 

I knew a guy who said his roomate got stabbed by his gay lover on valentines in Dallas.

I never really followed up to see if he was just making it up, but that's by far the worst valentines date I've ever heard.

One of my friends did have his girlfriend decide she'd rather be with another friend 2 years ago. That must have been rough.

 

dave is usually out of town on valentine's day. we don't really go in for the hallmark holidays, never have.

 

I bought the wife some white chocolate, only to find out that it had coconut in it. She doesn't like coconut all that much, so it wasn't as good as it could have been. Fortunately, I was able to go out and get her some different chocolate later.

 

i almost bought myself some chocolate, but decided i didn't need it. kai got a big balloon and had valentine card swapping as school. she was pleased. she made me a nice card with her handprints on it. it's on my fridge right now.

 

I got into a drunk fight last night and banged my head into a table and had 2 cigarettes put out on my face

 

That's what you get for hanging out with Newport smoking OGs.

Seriously though, why did ya get in a fight?

Ciggs on your face...man... that's harsh.

 

Because I was drinking with my friends and I wanted to box with one of them, and he wouldnt do it, so I attempted to through his keyboard out a window and that got him going, but the fight somehow turned ugly and he started using wrestling moves on me, and it was all down hill from there Its ok though, Im pretty banged up but it was funny, we got it on video too!

 

I just had one in that my boyfriend broke up with me last night. Good timing.

 

At least you got it on video.

 

I'll never understand boys...

 

Amen

 

Aw Come on, you dont think that would be funny to watch?

 

If anyone laid an unwelcome finger on my keyboard, I'd pull a knife on them... It's my livelyhood - and i wouldn't risk fuckng up my hands wrestling or throwing punches...

 

I wish I knew you so I could throw your keyboard out a window. I threw my guitar out one once, my nylon string classical, still works and I learned a new Bach peice on it

 

Now I really want to throw something out of a window!

 

Thats the spirit!

 

so my parents aren't speaking ot each other, but my dad had the utter gall to send my mother a valentine...so she went out, got him a card, a good steak for dinner, cooked it, tossed it in front of him and went to bed.

my sister got tickets to hawaii to see her boyfriend, plus flowers, chocolates and some jewelry. she made him another duct tape shot glass, since he loved the last one so much when he was in iraq.

 

My Valentine's Day Nightmare:


A combination of snow, sleet, freezing rain, and flash-freeze has turned my long driveway and sidewalks into a 5" thick mass of ice with the consistency of concrete.

An axe will ruin my driveway and no amount of snow-melt will eat it's way through - so for the next week I'll be one slip away from a lawsuit


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