Fired from Fuckin Walmart

I got fired from fuckin wal-mart a while back
FUCKING WAL-MART
Like how hard was "my job?"
I was in unloading, all I did was look at a package and go "5" or "4" and put it on a rack, what do they think pot smokers need to wear bibs or something. (though sometime I'm zoning out and...)
but I mean, come on that's like that KmK song
"Plus I walked in fired me and took my work shirt
Had me bare chested High as fuck punching clockwork
...sumthin sumthin...wondering where'd I go wrong
After taking rip after rip from my glass bong"

 

i loved getting high at work. Then I had to quit because my inside man told me i was gonna get fired. I got high before work and on every break for a few years

 

yeah walmart sucks dude i hated it! i got fired from it when i worked in the deli, i didnt get fired for weed but i was always high and i always shoplifted(still do) i ended up getting fired for working 3 minutes over 6 hours(aeshura knows what im talking about) it sucks

 

At least you just got fired from Wal-Mart. I got arrested at Wal-Mart. lol

 

I had an employee who I found out would get high at work and do nothing but sit and smoke cig's when he was high, which was 1/2 of the time.
Think I'm gonna pay him for sitting on his ass and smoking cigs? FUCK NO. If he wanted to do that at home, no prob, but not on my dime.

Getting wasted at work tends to give ALL pot smokers a bad rep.

You'll enjoy getting high A LOT MORE if you wait until you get off work.

 

Oh so true. Same goes for school.

 

Was it the Wal-Mart in harford county? If it was, I know where that is. END TRANSMISSION.

 

I used to work on a fishing boat with Mexicans and our boss used to bail them out of jail... That was the best job ever. I could go get blazed at lunch and as long as I chilled and smoked with them on Friday (we come back early before our bosses/the owners get back from eating at the same fancy restaurant in town every day... they always get buffalo burgers there) and then it's like a big inside joke.

Only thing that I don't like is that it's seasonal work.

 

well i have my own carpentry business and i like to blaze while im workin and if people who work for me want to blaze thats cool as long as work is gettin done but if yu blaze and get lazy you wont last very long anywhere its one thing to blaze on your brake or whatever as long as you can work high. but if you cant handle your weed and get all lazy i cant blame anyone for firing you

 

Besides creative work (musicians, writers etc.) and maybe prostitutes, I know of no line of work where you function better stoned than straight.
Or even as good as.
You own a carpentry business and allow people to work stoned?
Around saws, routers, power tools and stuff?
Nuts.
The first time someone gets injured on the job, gets tested at the hospital and is found with high amt's of THC in their blood, you'll be out of business most likely permantly. You're insurance would be sky high and you would have to start drug testing before any insurer would even think of carrying you.

Work hard, work sober, go home and get high, what's wrong with that?

 

the problem with that is, consequently you won't be high all the time. duh.

 

you could work at a headshop

 

theres no way to test if a person was high at the time of an accident

 

Been there:spliff:

 

if you get into an accident at work, most places will IMMEDIATELY drug test you. i know people who work in factories and always have something on-hand or something planned in case that happens. some people keep a detox drink in their toolbox, some people keep condoms on them at all times (for someone else to piss in that is clean), etc.

i think if you refused to get tested, you´d get fired.

 

Haha, there are like 4 walmarts in harford county, haha. I used to live like 5 minutes from the one in Aberdeen. And now I live like 15 from the one in Hell-Air.

 

Are you talking about the one near Regal? I know where that one is too, I live in forest hill.

 

i think you missed my point. yes they can drug test you but a drug test can only tell if you have used pot in a time span of like 3 weeks(sumthing like that) like if you get pulled over there isnt a breathalizer to tell if you are currently high.

 

SHUT UP! I live in Fallston...I hate wallyworld - it SUX

 

The wost part about drug testing is that it doesn't matter if you are high at the time. For legal purposes if you test positive you are under the influence, wheather you smoked 5 min. or 5 days ago. Fucked up ain't it.