If i die in my sleep tonight

I just want to say RASTAFARI!

 

if I should die before i wake, i pray the lord my soul to take...
oh metallica

 

I took a pretty heavy dose of MS Contin and just finished my 4th beer. Oh yea and I havent slept since wedensday morning and I been staying awake with the morphine since then. So yea, if I die, I just want to say JIM!!!!!!!!

 

Oh man, I loathe that band and that song so much! NOW I get the nausea :tongue:

 

Hahahaha then be glad you didn't come to the karaoke bar with me tonight... there were like 5 or 6 Metallica songs done tonight. I love Metallica... except for it tends to make me super horny and I'm atrociously single atm.

 

FINALLY!!!!

I thought I was the only one who hated them!

Whenever I say that I hate them, people act like I commited blasphemy.

Will you marry me??? :tongue:

 

omg! haha :tongue: Metallica makes you horny? jesus if I slept with you I would probably get fatally injured

 

Do you mind helping with my son? haha he can be a handful Im tellin ya!

 

I could deal. I've expirience with children.

But you get the the dirty work. I'll clean and feed and bathe and such, you get the rest.

Oh, and I could try my hand at cooking.

 

Ok, sounds good
I'll do the diapers and change him, he stopped throwing up yesterday so he'll be nice and fresh and healthy!
And yea you can cook if you want, I have a huge kitchen that no one ever uses. Not a lot of food in there though, but we can fix that. And Jack' s (thats his name lol) really fond of girls, he calls me mommy all the time since I have to do the mommy and daddy things, except I give him Lactaid milk :tongue: We can jam to our favorite songs all day and have fun! Sounds like a perfect marriage to me, Jack's mom rolled out on me months ago haha

 

Alright, you got diaper duty (haha, bad pun).

I wouldn't mind cooking. Do you like grilled cheese? I can make a mean grilled cheese. :H Not to brag, but after MY grilled cheese you won't walk right for days...

Awwww....I love that name, Jack, it's so cute. Especially for such a little guy.

Ooooohhhh, so your the hermaphroditic daddy, huh? That's sweet. It's sweet to know that not all men walk out on their children.

Alright, that's it. We're getting married. You have no say in the matter. :tongue: The jamming sealed the deal.

Oh, that sucks. If you don't mind me asking, why'd she leave? She just doesn't know what she's missing out on...

 

A very good choice!

 

Well, we were engaged but I dont know, we started to grow apart after 3 1/2 years We were so good for awhile, and really good when jack was born, but I dont know what happened, we just started arguing a lot and she was lying about where she was going, and after awhile we just decided to split up! So, yea it's cool, she has a new boyfriend so she wont care. And we can jam all day and all night! Oh yea, my names John by the way, you might have wanted to know that before we exchange the vows And dont worry Jack is only 15 months old so he isnt so young that he throws up and poops all the time, but he isnt old enough to be super bad yet either! :&

 

Damn, it's really sad when shit like that happens. I'm sorry that had to happen, especially after Jack was born. At least he has a daddy who loves him and you have a son who loves you.

I would love to jam with you! I'd love to pick up my bass and maybe learn an upright so you could play some kick ass classical guitar and I could pluck out mad beats on my bass. And we could listen to music all day.

Oh, and my name is Rachel, nice to meet you, John.

Well, I'm sure me and Jack will get along just fine. Even if he does poop and throw up, that's your job. :tongue:

 

Damn, Rachel! My dreams have come true! Plus my neighbor has an upright bass, that thing is so cool! Ok, well, you name the date, I'm already in love so Im ready when you are!
Oh, how about some Bach at the wedding? Whose your favorite?
Oh and yea dont worry about Jack, he is the coolest little kid you ever seen! His hair is kind of red though, so he looks like a clone of me, only with different hair. Shit, I think I hear him waking up too! Damn I didnt even go to sleep tonight either, but it was worth it now that Im getting married and everything!

 

Okay, it's a deal.

How about May 25th? I don't know why I picked that, but it sounds good. Not too hot, not too cold. Nice enough for outdoors. Have a barbeque afterwards maybe?

Oh man, I would sooooooo love to learn the upright. Or maybe a violin. It is definitely on the agenda. Or mayhap both. I'm a renassiance woman!

Bach is good. Or maybe we could play our own music? We could make beautiful music together. Oh, and you'd have to not mind my bad puns. I make them all too often.

Do you play video games? I play way too many.

Awwwwwww..........he must be soooooooo adorable, considering how attractive you are.

I can see only good things for this holy union.....

 

May 25th? Im so there!
Yea I play video games, whenever Jack is asleep. Games and music! Best things in life.
Oh and there is a picture of the babe in my gallery, is from when he was a like 7 months old though, so it's like, half his life ago

 

Damn, it's weird to think about it like that.

Time is so relative it's ridiculous.

 

Yea it is strange! And he is twice that size now, barely even looks like the same baby !!!

 

someone's been listning to papa redlocks and ital culture tonight

that or one HELL of a "coincidence"

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