Nicole Richie Charged with DUI

let's get this thread back on the sex track

 

Who said rectal vacuuming isn't sexual?

 

nasa doesn't allow another astronauts to vacuum each others' butts

 

I really just ran out of innuendo

 

Unless of course the rest of the passengers were naval enlistedmen...

 

thank god.

 

I think Nicole Richie is going through a mid-life crisis at such a young age.
Why?
1. Paris and Nicole's reality tv show got cancelled and gets replayed on E!
2. Paris ends BFF relationship with Nicole.
3. Nicole's engagement to her DJ fiance ends.
4. Her father regains popularity with a new album after several years of bad flops.
5. Nicole realizes she is dying of starvation to look like Paris.
6. Paris is rich and insanely popular by being a "bad" girl
7. Nicole's career is pretty much over.

Why are these girls acting like jealous cheerleaders? I read the article about these bad girls in Newsweek 2 weeks ago.

It's a waste of my time. Honestly, I am glad I do not have a daughter. I am sure I would have to face this bad girl image over and over again.

 

Nicole isn't the cool one.

 

You might be right :H

She might very well spend her afternoons lying on the sofa watching herself on the E! network (reliving past glory) while pigging out on fast foods, with a barf bag always within reach


Hotwater

 

You forgot the pack of laxatives on the coffee table.