the reason there are wars

is because people are both bored and idiots. and nothing in either nature nor reality requires either one.

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the reason why there are wars is cuz hippies need something to protest against

 

i figure there are wars because war is natures way of culling the human herd. it's very natural, i think.

 

The human herd needs more than mere culling...

 

the reason why there are wars is so christians can tell people the end is near

 

The only reason for war is to give inspiration to the band "War", which then leads to lots of cocaine money for the band.

 

wow. that's deep, man.

 

the reason why there arewars is to give the military industrial complex a reason for existence

 

All of the above, especially BSR's reason... and Cowpie's is more the reason America starts wars..

 

Power.

And religion.

And stupidity.

And survival of the fittest.

And koala bears.

Fucking koala bears always gotta be startin' shit. And they're not even bears....
Bastards.

 

natural resorces

oil for right now

land

money (sometimes)

and mostly right now cuz bush wants his pop to be proud of him even if 200 million want him assinated :tongue:

 

To give people something to do in between shopping holidays.

 

lol

 

greed


fear

ignorance

anger

women

 

I blame women for smallpox.

Probably the reason I can never trust a woman.

 

cancer, too. why can't they just chill out with that shit?

 

Hey, I'll admit to the smallpox epidemic. My bad.

But cancer? Nah uh. I won't own up to that.

Oh, and by the way, I am the representative on behalf of the woman populace.

 

in that case, what's the correct answer to "does this make me look fat?"?

 

The correct answer would be "No, darling, you look great, as usual."

But "Shut the fuck up you stupid ****" is also acceptable.

Really. I mean, would I lead you astray? Nope.

 

i see. the "as usual" part is genious. thank you. is there any way of working out a treaty on the whole toilet seat issue?