needs

This is keeping me amused at the moment so I thought i'd share...

go to google and type in your name and the word 'needs' for example 'alex needs' and see what comes up in all the descriptions and then post the best one...and then prob take the advice of the random site and live by it, I know I will.

Mine was:

~Alex needs more then just a trap to catch this vermin.

 

http://knomat.com/blog/

hahaha

 

here we go


chuck needs to be sealed at the top.

 

Paul Needs is a singer, recording artist, guitarist, songwriter, broadcaster, dabbling illusionist and actor.

http://www.paulneeds.com/

lol

 

Micha needs to eat a sandwich...or seven.

and

Micha needs a slap in the face, pronto!

haha

 

i got an email asking the same thing. so i go on google, and typed chris needs. the first thing that came up was this blog. u gave me a whole list of ...


thats lame

 

Now Pavel needs money for the treatment, for the fight against cancer.


Hahahaha!

 

Meg needs a drink and to go to the Bahamas and find a man.


AHAHA PRECISELY.

 

George needs to put Laura back in her place.

George needs a Good Smack... George says thank you for all of the birthday well-wishes he received from so many of you. He found it very cool.

George needs a missile crisis.

George now needs help and his owner has fallen on hard times since loosing nearly everything due to the hurricanes. George is sick. He needs medicine.

 

Josh needs a metric ton of SHUT THE FUCK UP, and a side of YOU USELESS DICKWAD

Josh needs blood, you have the kind he needs so you're coming back with me.

lol

 

Meg needs to learn to let go.

[size=-1]George needs a spanking from the man in the big white hat. [/size]

 

Rachel needs help when she enters Manhattan's meat-packing district to help three transvestite hookers find out who murdered one of their friends.

Hahahahahahahaha........damn transvestite hookers....

Rachel needs to throw more bacon parties, so we can see her and the lil whippersnapper more often.

You know, my bacon parties attract only the most elite of the upper crust.

 

"Brad needs babies."

For a midnight snack, I'm assuming.

 

Who wants to eat babies...?

 

who doesn't?

 

yeah seriously who doesn't want to eat babies?

Jessie needs a little guidance
Jessie needs a hot story to propel her career into overdrive
Rx doesn't carry the size that Jessie needs on a regular basis. ... Jessie needs expert legal and investigative assistance outside the State of Missouri

 

Dizzamn, I never thought so many people wanted to eat babies.

 

Hugh needs a special guinea pig food. If this is a mix, not pellets, make sure he eats it all up before you refi ll the bowl. ...

 

Brian needs to workout.

God it's so true.

 

John Needs Operation After Hooker Bites Penis For Non-Payment

woah.