Greatest Stoner Moment

yea,so i see nothing that provokes my interest so i decided to start a good one going.Whats the best time u had stoned?during a session with friends? or maybe while u were smokin a fat one in the garage to get away?.

Hmmm well i too faded to recollect much but i would say the greatest time i had with maryjane is when i bought my first bong downtown and right after i went with my buddies in the middle of the city with horse cops patrollin and tourists everywhere and then rippin open my well packaged piece then lightin a fat bowl up and seeing everyones face...lol ah what a rush it was man.
alrite ppl now everyone share some tales

peace

 

Hmm... tough to pick just one...

Well, one night I had been to a george clinton and parliment funkadelic concert. Me and my two buddies were walking back to the car, and some jamacian dude was like "hey brudda! hold up!" Now I was in portland, Maine, and there aren't a whole lot of Jamacians in portland so I held up. Turns out the guy was the DJ for the show that night, and recognized me (or my friend i dont remember) from the crowd. We had been smoking bowls basically the whole time (this old venue, the State Theater, used to let you smoke pretty much when/where ever... sucks its gone now...) and he had seen us smoking. He asked us if we wouldn't mind smoking him up and of course we're like "hells yes, but lets get off the street". He agreed and we ended up going backstage and smoking up him and a couple other guys from the band. We ended up partying back there all night, and at some point my friend sold George Clinton a bag of mushrooms. We got to meet Bootsy Collins and all these other guys and they were alll real chill, real nice guys. We went through a lot of bud that night but it was worth it. The whole time I kept thinking "This never would have happened without pot." Seriously, how do 3 teen-aged white kids from Maine end up backstage with the greatest Funk band ever? Pot, that's how. The great uniter.

 

throwing up in a bucket after smoking too much and then talking in an american accent....

thats when I decided it was time to stop....

lol

I mean cos of the throwing up, not the american accent guys

 

gettin stoned in a hottub with naked females haha very fun, wish i could remember more of it..

 

The greatest stoner moment in history is when Willie Nelson smoked on top of The White House. That was a great moment for stoners.

 

It was no doubt the time I saw a giant goose walking down the middle of the street at 6 in the morning on a really cold, foggy morning. I never blaze in the morning, and that day I did. It was amazing.

 

One time I was at the mall with some friends and we had a fat sack of weed, but no money to buy blunts. We had no way of smoking for most of the day, until I went into an ice cream parlor to take a piss, and the tip jar caught my attention. The bathroom was locked, so I just picked up the tip jar, which had about $7 in it, and walked out the door. We finally had money for blunts and papers:spliff:

 

I had a lot of fun at my party, did 2 lines, smoked 4 joints, did 2 more lines, ate 1/4 of shrooms, smoked 6 bong packs 1 bowl, and a quarter blunt until i passed out standing up and woke up 28 hours later. I honostly remember about 45 minutes of it when the shrooms kicked in, I don't really remember the rest. Until I woke up laying in my back yard with beer cans all around me. Ahhh, I was in soooo much trouble, haha.

 

One summer I had pretty much all the weed I wanted and i broke thru into some crazy world where spirits talked to me and crazy shit. needless to say i spent sometime in hospital but it was crazy while it lasted.

 

hmm, mines not the best stoner moment ive ever had, but its one i love

we picked up our first quarter for the beginning of summer
it was hot n sunny out, we went to the park and sat down
smoked joints n listened to music

there was one moment when i was laughing at all the smoke animals
dancing in the sunshine, the sun was shining through the trees and it looked cool

 

my age and on coke, i see a bright future for you

 

my personal best stoner moment was smoking an oz between my best friend and me over a time span of 3 days i was sick after that and couldnt smoke a puff for a week because my lungs were killing me lol

 

^sounds like FUN!

not.
man youre fuckin 15???? you needta chill out man. mostly withe coke I mean.

 

A really good time for me was when I went to Panama City Beach for spring break with two friends and 2oz of some pretty good weed. The three of us smoked the entire 2oz before lunchtime of the second day. We got down there at about 5pm on the first day and started chiefin immediately.......about 1.5oz the first night and the other 1/2oz between 9am and noon on the second day. We were so high. The cops ended up smelling the smoke on the first night while they were standing under our balcony and they started heading toward our room. We saw them from the balcony and fuckin left. It was a good week, though. The only problem is the smoked all of our weed by the second day of a week-long vacation, so we just drank insane amounts of beer the rest of the week.

 

right on guys,ahh yes the joys of marijuana its all good stuff. I see vactom being penalized for snortin a little of the white gold and all i have to say is,Groovey man! whatever floats ur boat is the way to sail,i did my first line round 13 or 14 cuz of my freaky brother hahah such bad influence he is. I dont indulge in it quite often anymore but i wouldnt mind a few lines at a bash as drugs are always what u make them to be(really good or really bad).

 

Eh, I'd never do coke but whatever, different snorts for different...people? Fuckit, I'm no good at rhyming.

Best stoner moment for me would have to be about a week ago, when my best friend and smoking buddy went down to the beach, smoked a few bowls of skunk and split a weed brownie I had gotten earlier (which we found later also had a bit of thizz in it). As the sun began to set, I SWEAR that I was seeing stuf jumping out of the clouds, and I imagined that the sun was God, and created this whole trippy story in my mind about the clouds right in front of me being God's vessel or whatever. It was perhaps the craziest high I've ever achieved.:spliff:

 

ahh yes the best time ever was when i got lost from my friens in town so i decided to toke it up in some bathrooms. i just sat on a bench next to a massive tree with my ipod and watched all the cars go past. it was acually the best time ever.

 

I used to be hooked on coke. Worst 5 months of my life. My world revolved around it. I'm so glad I kicked the habit before I turned to meth.

 

ah not me but a friend...

the first time he smoked him and some friends decided to drive into town to go to walmart and about halfway there they see a kangaroo in the road (this is texas) so they pretty much all agreed that they were tripping the fuck out and they turned around and left. later they found out that the kangaroo escaped from the local petting zoo.

my greatest stoner moment though... would definately be just chilling out in front of a bonfire with the moody blues booming out of my car window a few feet away. nothing special about it, just some good ass times. and when me and the home bwoy smoked a big ass jamaican cone and went on an adventure in his uncle's yard. ya good times

 

SORTS!!! "Sorts" rhymes with "snorts"! You could say "sorts"!!!! This made me insanely happy!