I Love You All So Much With All My Heart!

Yes, I love you all - I LOVE YOU ALL WITH ALL MY HEART.

So much that...

I'm thinking of having two live humans up here with me.

BUT...

-These 2 humans will have to be toilet trained.
-They must not scream when the mailman delivers.
-They must keep their paws off of me at all times.
-I'd also appreciate if they didn't zing onto my pillows.
-They must not jump up and down when the visit drops by.

Are there any like that on Earth?

 

whats the visit? i have no idea what that is, but the first 4 ive got covered.

 

Many are called, few are chosen...

 

-They must not jump up and down when the visit drops by.-


what visit are you talking about?

 

Well, for instance, on Wednesday nights it's poker game - Mosus, Abraham and Noah always join. On the second Thurdsday of every month, I always have a business meeting with Mother Nature. Then, there's Ash Wednesdays, Jesus' birthday (December 25th), ect...

 

I dont see why those would be very exciting...... I believe i can meet all the requirements.

 

It's just that these guys wear a lot of white. If you put your paws on them it leaves stains. Dry cleaning in Heaven is Hell.

 

haha, well i do laundry quite often, so i think thats a plus for me.

 

I'm there god. Definately up for poker. And I'm an awesome cook, its in my blood.