If you could change sex, what would it be?

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by -GOD-, Aug 26, 2004.

  1. -GOD-

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    Just trying to follow the trends here...
     
  2. didge

    didge Member

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    if i was to change sex, i guess i would become man. what other option would i have ey?
     
  3. Peanuts

    Peanuts Nutz

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    I wouldn't want to change my sex. There are some things about being a lil' lady that I wouldn't mind changing however one day they will change, like when I am in my 50's.
     
  4. lynsey

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    a pair of shoes...just kidding
     
  5. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    do we really have many options to choose from?
     
  6. -GOD-

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    How about dog? Chicken?
     
  7. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    thats species there buddy, not sex.
     
  8. -GOD-

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    Ah, Jesus... I always mix up these two...
     
  9. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    its ok, even you cant be perfect all the time. look at the retards:rolleyes:
     
  10. gesone

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    I wouldn't change my sex. I like having a cock. And as far as changing sex I'd make it better than what it is.
     
  11. Crayola

    Crayola =)

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    heh funny thread...

    id change thex to more thex.. a lot of thex, all the time, in the bedroom, in the parking lot, in the staff room, in the car... well lots of thex
     
  12. newo

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    If I could change the act of sex it would be the women who are paying for it. They would be the ones taking us out to dinner and a movie and then expecting something for it. Instead of bringing us flowers and jewelry they would bring us booze and drugs. The rich women would buy us cars and houses, or at least pay our rent. And after the sex act is over, she would never want to talk.


    Oh, and do away with all STDs.
     
  13. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    id like to know what a females orgasm feels like
     
  14. know1nozme

    know1nozme High Plains Drifter

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    It's better for them. You ever pass out from an orgasm? Women can orgasm so hard they pass out. And theirs last longer too. A LOT longer!

    I'd be a woman (I'm just a lesbian trapped in a mans body anyway), except I'd never get anything done.
     
  15. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    I have heard all that....ive also never had to scream because of an orgasm.
     
  16. know1nozme

    know1nozme High Plains Drifter

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    That I've done. Here's a hint though. If you feel good enough to make a noise, DO IT! Everyone loves positive feedback.
     
  17. Crayola

    Crayola =)

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    i cant orgasm in silence. if im silent then im not comin. that should be a good hint, haha. i wonder if anyone can orgasm without makin any sound (ok guys arent really noisy)




    have u only been with hookers ? aw.. poor thing
     
  18. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    But you can have all of that now.....just go find a man. ;)
     
  19. newo

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    So all I have to do is turn gay and find a rich gay man? Damn, I never thought of that! Boy is my face red!
     
  20. tom

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    If I could change anything about sex, I'd get rid of the wet spot afterwards
     
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