Hippy Nit Picking

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Biggen, Feb 21, 2007.

  1. Biggen

    Biggen Banned

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    Ladies, please...

    Quit calling your snatch "yoni". Yoni in Sanskrit means Divine Passage...it refers to the act of childbirth, not female anatomy.

    Your period is not your "moon phase". It's a period. A bleeding vagina, nothing more. Period.................

    If I think of anymore Hippy Dippy bullshit I'll let you know. I am the Final Word on All that is Hip Lingo y'know.
     
  2. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    "Yoni" means "Of the pegion" in Hebrew.
     
  3. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    It also bothers me when women call it a yoni.

    I've never seen it sing.


    But seriously, I agree with you here.
     
  4. madcrappie

    madcrappie crazy fish

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    I actually never heard of that before.

    I have heard the "moon phase" expression
     
  5. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    yoni is such fucking ugly word
    pussy **** box vulva or vagina are the way to go (And box only really when referring to animals)
     
  6. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    I like "hatchet wound". :D
     
  7. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    I find it hilarious that you are bothered by women calling it a moon phase. You really need to get a life and let women call it what we want since it IS our body. So get your lame issues away from it.
     
  8. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    yoni is a beautiful sounding word. and there's no good reason i can think of not to call a vagine a devine passage, other then the risk of it overshadowing the concept that there can be many other kinds of devine passages. eros should be thought of as sacred rather then unclean. that is one of the biggest messed up backward headed things about the dominant culture is this whole bussiness of eroticness being somehow blasphemus and anti-sacred and non or even anti spiritual.

    yes simple things are the simple things that they are. and in that is their beauty.
    if anything it is crudeness that is the blasphemy against the beauty of that simplicity.

    and i'm sorry, but i for one, find crudeness, along with the opposite extreme of austentatious 'glamour' ANTI erotic as well.

    again the only objection i can think of to simple and attractive euphamisms is the etimalogical phenomina whereby they then become narrowed in meaning and attatced to only one and thus narrowing concept.

    the perspective of this very forum, has thus itself over time become dissapointingly and countergratifyingly narrowed.

    =^^=
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  9. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    I agree, yoni and moon phase sound really stupid to me and I'd never ever use them to refer to my girly parts or my period. :tongue: But hey, whatever rocks your socks.
     
  10. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    Yeah, I would never use them either, I just call it my vagina and period, but I don't know why anyone would care what a woman called her own deal.
     
  11. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    Yeah, exactly. It's not like men don't have any... uhhh... interesting nicknames for their dicks.. :rolleyes:
     
  12. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    lol, an excellent point! It's so funny how they think their silly names will turn us on too...
     
  13. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    you mean you're not turned on by my poogie oogie? haha lol, i don't see how the names of anything are supposed to be themselves a turn on or off.

    speaking of yani, wasn't that the name of a greek keyboardest sometime back in the 80s or 90s. i rememer there were both yanni and kitaro, along with rick wakeman (brit i think) and klaus shultze (choiman yah vole).

    i get a bit of a grin or whatever you call i guy giggle when i hear the phraise "jewel in the lotus" as i first came accross it in erotic literature as an obvious and unambiguous reference to the clitorus. especialy when i hear it used as a reference to revealers of organized belief of non-far asian origen.

    hmmm i COULD call my poogie oogie a dorje (door jay) as in dor je ling (dargeeling, the tea town at the top of the dargeeling himalian railway). (that "ling" also comes from lingam, which is another asian word of somekind for phallus). now penus, the "medical" term is just wrong. i mean it has to be. sounds waaay too damd much like peanut. although i do remeber a certain scrotum challanged person who was given the unfortunate nickname in highschool gym of peanut. probably just a late developer or something.

    developers should be late. as in the late dent arthur dent. but that's a whole nuthah subject. i mean real estate developers.

    genitalia of both genders can be refered to as furry spots. i like that. and secondary sexual charicteristics, well nipples, as gumdrops. i like that too.

    at any rate, i have no problem with everyone sexing up a storm, as long as the're not trying to make everything have to begin and end with doing so. nor with little green pieces of paper. which too many people on here seem to me too often to be doing one or the other if not both.

    too often that is, in the sense that it is crowding out the more interesting diversity of everything else that would be if that was just part of it instead of trying to be everything or even more then the very small portion of existence it really is.

    =^^=
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  14. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    who cares what anyone calls their bits? mind your business, they'll mind theirs.


    (my brothers used to call theirs the pogo stick)
     
  15. MollyThe Hippy

    MollyThe Hippy get high school

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    call it a yoni or jerk off cuz yah ain't getting any from me
     
  16. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    My yoni is in it's moon phase.

    Sorry, couldn't resist. [​IMG]
     
  17. novarys

    novarys Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    so where does the word SNATCH come from?
     
  18. Biggen

    Biggen Banned

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    It was all a joke folks...lightheartedness and stuff, y'know? I really don't care what you call your naughty bits...call it Jacob for all I care.
     
  19. Biggen

    Biggen Banned

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    I call my dick, well...dick. Cock if I'm fealing like the world's most rotund porn star.

    And another thing...all that Rastafarianism bullshit? Knock it off. Just because you learned to roll joints, grew some dreads and bought Marley's Greatest Hits...does not make you a Jamaican. Or anything.
     
  20. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    lol. and if you can afford to wear nothing but hemp clothing, you're too rich to be a hippy. you're still a capitalist.
     

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