I think I have a peeping tom

well, it's official. I do have one, the snow's really really tromped down right by my window. And I'm calling a family friend if he shows up... an ex-military friend who used to sell guns and knives from his car in high school and is a black belt in karate. Yeah. That fucker. I almost want to see him, know who it is and all. Aaaaaaaaaaaagh this is driving me batty.

 

Yeah, definitely get the ex-military friend on the scene. A good move.

 

even with the snow, and all, he still did it? what an idiot.

i'd take pictures of the trail left in the snow - just to add evidence

 

i love friends like that
they're the best!

 

I'd be scared to death.

 

I'd break the legs of anyone doing that to any of my friends.

 

maybe call csi and get them to match the bootprints to a super limited edition boot worn only by 5 people in the whole world, and run it through their fancy computer to find the only one of them in the area on the nights of these incidents...

ok to be serious for a minute I'd say get a halogen work light like the ones you can find at Princess Auto, Home Depot, etc, somewhere with a good return policy. Buy a big one like a 5000 watt or so (maybe a few hundred dollars, borrow the money). Set it up near the window so it points roughly where the guys face would be. Those things throw a dangerous amount of heat so you could only use it for a short time without a fire hazard, anyway have it ready for when the guy comes and when you hear him there blast the light on to blind him temporarily... then have some obstacles like tripwires, logs, etc etc buried in soft snow in his escape path... then when he's blinded and trips get the ex mil guy to beat him to a pulp and then of course return the light (unless you need it)

 

Just have a friend watch for the peeping tom one night. I was thinking it might be funny to put some bubble wrap under your windows so when he walks on it - it goes pop.

 

I like the idea someone suggested by setting out a Bear Trap (but be warned, that could lead to a lawsuit) or make arrangement's with local law enforcement to set up another kind of bear trap (can you say, smokey?) :H



Hotwater

 

i had a peeping tom and decided to put on a show by shaving my back with cool whip...but it made me too hungry to where i had to eat the cool whip...

do something utterly disgusting and maybe he won't peep anymore...well we can only hope...

 

do the whole "tuck" scene from silence of the lambs.

 

press your tits against the glass?