ear wax

so what would YOU do if you woke up one morning and you had ear waxed matted to your face and it was coming out in gobs out of your ear?

just a thought i had while i was watching tv

 

I would get tested for food allergies

 

clean out the ear and wash the pillow case

 

wow
i would think in a position like that i would prolly give a little scream maybe and then take pictures of it. you have to have pictures to really emphasize how much was on your face. your friends would be grossed out yet amazed. give them something to talk about for a few years. then go to the doctor.

 

I'd probably put it on a surfboard or use it on my car.

It's free.

 

Go back to sleep, 'cause it's only morning, and I don't like waking until the afternoon.

 

For a second, I thought that was from a song. It sounds like a folksy song.

 

I would probley go to the doctors. Sounds like an ear infection.

 

It kind of does... But it's not.

 

I would be like "Wow... I need some major q-tips..."

 

I dare not even imagine that. I have IMMACULATELY clean ears.

Seriously. I really am no stranger to the q-tip.

That concept disgusts the fuck out of me. I have no idea what the hell I'd do.