Vampires and sex

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Jemima Truffles, Feb 25, 2007.

  1. Jemima Truffles

    Jemima Truffles Member

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    Can anyone explain to me how vampires can get an erection seeing as how they have no blood pumping around their bodies?

    I feel that I will not sleep properly until this question is given a satisfactory answer!

    Thank you!
     
  2. crud3w4re

    crud3w4re I like Grunge.

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    I think Vampire's suck.
     
  3. BraveSirRubin

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    They eat a massive amount of babies, which gives them enough blood for sexual performance and then they pop a viagra just for kicks.
     
  4. crud3w4re

    crud3w4re I like Grunge.

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    They don't exist :)
     
  5. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    Vampires exist. I am one for I have sharp teeth and an appetite for destruction.
     
  6. crud3w4re

    crud3w4re I like Grunge.

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    You might be your "people" out in New Orleans ;) ur home boy vamps
     
  7. antithesis

    antithesis Hello

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    lol, this question is awesome. But I cannot tell you the answer.
     
  8. Jemima Truffles

    Jemima Truffles Member

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    I have a real thing for vampires.....its almost embarrasing!
     
  9. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    vamps rock. some authors have taken it to be that they lose all sexual function (i thinka nne rices hnovels are like that), in other ones (hamilton) they can only get it up if they just fed off of someont. then again they can alos breathe and have their hearts bleed when they have enough blood.s
     
  10. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i would think that a vampire would not be held to the notion that he needs blood to get his dick up - his body would find a way to do so
     
  11. crud3w4re

    crud3w4re I like Grunge.

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    I don't understand how he could survive.
     
  12. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    as long as a vampire is not exposed to sunlight, or have a stake put in his heart, or a cross near him or garlic, he won't get hurt...
     
  13. yes!yes!yes!

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    If anyone reading this has had a badly broken nose, or wisdom teeth out, you know very well that the human body cannot hold blood like that and vomiting starts qiuckly. I want to see a "vampire "(not at a fair) and watch them trying to look like the Pince of Darkness while vomiting all over the place.
     
  14. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    That sounds hot.
     
  15. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    [size=-1]Vampires are so gay [/size]




    Oops... did I just commit a hate crime against vampires? :leaving:
     
  16. BraveSirRubin

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    That's twice the hate crime.

    You are insulting both vampires and homos.

    Tsk tsk tsk.

    Off with his head!
     
  17. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    Umm... which one?
     
  18. BraveSirRubin

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    The third one from the sun.
     
  19. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    " ... for vlad was a gay vampire.

    the laddies he'd pine for, he'd cry for, he'd die for
    but no lady could be his delight
    she begged and she pleaded
    he should have asceeded
    to her longing
    for one little bite ... "

    (i'd quote the whole thing but the song book it's in is in the other room where wifie is sleeping and i don't want to wake her up to go get it)

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  20. BraveSirRubin

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    Vampires have always been rather queer.

    Makes sense why my gay housemate dressed up as one last Halloween.

    I wanted him to dress up as Bowie.
     

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