Can anyone explain to me how vampires can get an erection seeing as how they have no blood pumping around their bodies? I feel that I will not sleep properly until this question is given a satisfactory answer! Thank you!
They eat a massive amount of babies, which gives them enough blood for sexual performance and then they pop a viagra just for kicks.
vamps rock. some authors have taken it to be that they lose all sexual function (i thinka nne rices hnovels are like that), in other ones (hamilton) they can only get it up if they just fed off of someont. then again they can alos breathe and have their hearts bleed when they have enough blood.s
i would think that a vampire would not be held to the notion that he needs blood to get his dick up - his body would find a way to do so
as long as a vampire is not exposed to sunlight, or have a stake put in his heart, or a cross near him or garlic, he won't get hurt...
If anyone reading this has had a badly broken nose, or wisdom teeth out, you know very well that the human body cannot hold blood like that and vomiting starts qiuckly. I want to see a "vampire "(not at a fair) and watch them trying to look like the Pince of Darkness while vomiting all over the place.
[size=-1]Vampires are so gay [/size] Oops... did I just commit a hate crime against vampires? :leaving:
That's twice the hate crime. You are insulting both vampires and homos. Tsk tsk tsk. Off with his head!
" ... for vlad was a gay vampire. the laddies he'd pine for, he'd cry for, he'd die for but no lady could be his delight she begged and she pleaded he should have asceeded to her longing for one little bite ... " (i'd quote the whole thing but the song book it's in is in the other room where wifie is sleeping and i don't want to wake her up to go get it) =^^= .../\...
Vampires have always been rather queer. Makes sense why my gay housemate dressed up as one last Halloween. I wanted him to dress up as Bowie.
