What are the odds of me passing this drug test?

I'm a really light smoker. I smoked like 5 times this entire year and when I do my hits are really soft (taking hard puffs gives me a headache).


Well, I was told that I had to take a drug test for a job yesterday, which is screwed up because I just smoked earlier this week with a friend (not much, like 6 or 7 hits). I'm just coming back from taking the test.
Sitting on pins and needles now.

When I found out I had the job this week I immediately started chugging water. I drank so much that it feels like I was going to pass out. Before taking the test today I took aspirin, 4 xanax pills(1mg), 2 zoloft (100mg), and a of iron pills as a last ditch effort. Then a drank so much water that I got diearra. My cousin has smoked weed all his life and he tells me drinking as much water until you're sick is how he gets by everytime so that was the method I used.

I won't find out the results until next week. What do you guys think?

 

well if it was a full week and you drank as much water as you could, and you havnt smoke in the last 2-3months then yes you will most likely pass.

 

For future reference, taking random pills won't help you pass a drug test, especially if it tests for (even though it probably doesn't) benzodiazepines and you take xanax. You can die from drinking too much water, so you might want to also take that into consideration. It doesn't take a whole lot to dilute your piss, anyway.

 

yea i heard u can die from water from my bio teacher i was like wtf?

 

Water intoxication. Yes you can. Going to the washroom however greatly eliminates this chance. By holding in your urine and constantly consuming water you will die from water intoxication. Its a matter of how fast you drink it.

http://chemistry.about.com/cs/5/f/blwaterintox.htm

 

thc in marijuana is absorbed by fatty tissues by various orgons in the body, the thc can be detected by a standard urine test several days after a smoke, and up to four weeks for heavy users

 

you just need to drink enough to dillute your piss not being shitting. and dont take downers to pass a test for weed. you probably would have passed anyway, inconsistent single uses usually only produce a positve for like two days. consult erowid's drug testing section.

 

darn, he o.d. on water

 

I think you'll pass. When will you hear the results?

 

yeah but you also don't want your piss to look like water... then they will think something is up.
did you take vitamin b?

 

Just got back. I got the job!

My God! 900lb stone has been lifted off of my chest.
I've been a sad depressed wreck since taking the test.

I took a home drug test and screwed it up because I was a nervous wreck and didn't read the instructions.

Moral of the story, stay away from weed when you're looking for a job. I'm going to light one up with friends tommorrow in honor of this.

 

grats dude. way to smoke.

 

Every standard drug test that I've ever took has tested for Benzo's (xanax). I don't understand how taking them would ever produce a postitive affect on drug testing, besides getting busted for benzos on top of THC.

The water is what did it for ya. I've pissed clearer than a mountain spring before, and if they get suspicious, I just tell them that I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't have to wait while I was here. Which is fine for in-house testing, but usually comes back as a dilluted specimen when sent to a lab. For employment tests, this usally doesn't matter.....but for criminal testing, dilliuted is the same thing as positive.