this guy asked me if i live in a zoo and says monkeys can fly

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  1. 2extreme

    2extreme Member

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    ... i dont believe him ...
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    him: ok. then you know that people melt and monkeys fly. lol. well, i g2g. was nice talkin to ya.

    me: ummm yes i know i have

    him: have you seen the wizard of oz?

    me: no they didnt there was never any flying monkeys ok y would u even believe that monkeys can fly

    him: oh yes they would. why did the flying monkeys try to poo on dorothy in the wizard of oz?

    me: what no they dont monkeys are friendly they wouldnt just go to another monkey and wipe poo on him

    him: neither do i. but they fling poo because they dont like it. why else would they fling poo? and then they wipe their hands on the other monkeys.

    me: no i dont live at the zoo if thats what ur asking

    him: youve never seen a monkey fling a pile of poo? you are a deprived child...

    me: no monkeys dont even like poo y would they throw it then there hands would get dirty

    him: i dont know. ask them. they like to fling piles of poo too

    me: y do monkeys like eating wood

    him: metal. of course. if your batteling a monkey it better be metal or hell eat it. lol.

    me: wow oh my god that is so cool is it metal or wood

    him: nah man. its one of those pocket weapons that extends in the open. you pull the toothpick out of your pocket, and it expands to the lengh of a yardstick

    me: no man that would be too small

    him: a metal toothpick...

    me: with what a sword or a knife or a light saber

    him: i am wierd becuz i have an abnormal sense of humor, im random and i want a monkey. dont you want a monkey? like, one that you could come home and battle every day?


    me: tell me y u are weird


    him: you wanted wierd?
     
  2. billy96

    billy96 Member

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    sorry dude, but goddamn that was stupid.
     
  3. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    monkeys DO throw poo and vomit. or eat it. last time i was at the zoo one of the gorillas pooped, scooped it up and ate it, threw it up....then ate it again, it was so cool.
     
  4. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

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    is this supposed to be funny?
     
  5. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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  6. young_deadhead

    young_deadhead I Love Lucy

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    those fucking owl pics are so stupid
     
  7. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    then i shall keep posting them

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  8. seancourt

    seancourt Free Your Mind

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    Yea keep posting them there funny 40oz
     
  9. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    seancourt haven't seen you posting much lately. whats up man?
     
  10. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    Monkeys fly in the wizard of oz.
    the witch grafted wings onto a flock of Monkeys (not to be confused with monkeys) to do her bidding.
     

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