this guy asked me if i live in a zoo and says monkeys can fly

... i dont believe him ...
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him: ok. then you know that people melt and monkeys fly. lol. well, i g2g. was nice talkin to ya.

me: ummm yes i know i have

him: have you seen the wizard of oz?

me: no they didnt there was never any flying monkeys ok y would u even believe that monkeys can fly

him: oh yes they would. why did the flying monkeys try to poo on dorothy in the wizard of oz?

me: what no they dont monkeys are friendly they wouldnt just go to another monkey and wipe poo on him

him: neither do i. but they fling poo because they dont like it. why else would they fling poo? and then they wipe their hands on the other monkeys.

me: no i dont live at the zoo if thats what ur asking

him: youve never seen a monkey fling a pile of poo? you are a deprived child...

me: no monkeys dont even like poo y would they throw it then there hands would get dirty

him: i dont know. ask them. they like to fling piles of poo too

me: y do monkeys like eating wood

him: metal. of course. if your batteling a monkey it better be metal or hell eat it. lol.

me: wow oh my god that is so cool is it metal or wood

him: nah man. its one of those pocket weapons that extends in the open. you pull the toothpick out of your pocket, and it expands to the lengh of a yardstick

me: no man that would be too small

him: a metal toothpick...

me: with what a sword or a knife or a light saber

him: i am wierd becuz i have an abnormal sense of humor, im random and i want a monkey. dont you want a monkey? like, one that you could come home and battle every day?


me: tell me y u are weird


him: you wanted wierd?

 

sorry dude, but goddamn that was stupid.

 

monkeys DO throw poo and vomit. or eat it. last time i was at the zoo one of the gorillas pooped, scooped it up and ate it, threw it up....then ate it again, it was so cool.

 

is this supposed to be funny?

 

dont know,

 

those fucking owl pics are so stupid

 

then i shall keep posting them

 

Yea keep posting them there funny 40oz

 

seancourt haven't seen you posting much lately. whats up man?

 

Monkeys fly in the wizard of oz.
the witch grafted wings onto a flock of Monkeys (not to be confused with monkeys) to do her bidding.