Ok, maybe most girls will roll their eyes at this question, but I'm serious... It's a turn off whenever my girlfriend farts, and I never know what to say. She doesn't say anything, and I try to pretend like I don't hear it but I wish she had more discretion... How do other guys feel about this and how do they react?
My ex was SO stuck up and careful about not farting, she only did it once. It was the cutest little thing I ever smelled, lmfao! It's not that farts smell good, but the look in her eyes when she knew she was busted! it wasn't a killer fart, just a minor one and her cheeks went red... i just kissed her and teased her for a while. I miss her :-(
its not like we can completely contorl when we get gas or not. if we had perfect contorl over gassy emissiosn its doubtufl any woman would fart
when my girl farted before ... i would say did you hear that duck? of coarse now she will usually say oops... duck!...lol.. on her own i totally understand why you are turned off as we all know guys do not emit smells, gases, or noises... your best bet is to lighten up and not take life so seriously
Girls farting are so hot! In fact, I think I'm going to make a website called www.girlsfarting.com (there actually isn't one already even though it automatically makes the link) I predict it will be an overnight mega-success.
Really? Really, really? I mean, are you really saying that? Wow, that's kinda harsh. I hope you don't do it around her if you're so "turned off" by it. LMAO wow
If it happened and she excused herself and was embarassed, or maybe found it amusing and was cute about it, maybe I wouldn't really care... but she doesn't say anything and farts like 4 times in a row. After the first one, a person can control it. Its really the seeming lack of discretion or manners that bothers me the most I think. Doesn't happen all the time but when it does happen it is a turn off.
Farting is so wonderful. My guy loves it when he's eating me out and I fart. If he's lucky, I leave a skid mark on his chin. :&
eh? Not sure how to feel about that comment, but I've enjoyed your perspectives on many other threads, orgazmik...
hmmm...okay i'm going to give a serious reply here because i know where you're coming from nothinghere. on the one hand - yeah it is natural and she can't help it etc etc. he's not saying she shouldn't fart around him ever or anything like that. BUT on the other hand...being discreet and more polite about those kind of things can make romance, being sexual, being intimate more close. if you want to be sexual and have the whole romance thing going you don't want to have to think about bodily functions like farting and burping and smell bad smells. it's not nice and it doesn't set the right tone for the situation. nothinghere, i recommend that you TALK (not get angry or snap, just talk) to your girlfriend. explain that you know she's human and has to fart sometimes, but you believe it's polite to say "excuse me" afterwards (without making a big deaL of it), and maybe sometimes she could use her discretion and leave the room or some such so it's not done around you. let her know that you find it a huge turn-off when she is so rude about it (don't be sexist, explain that you use the same courtesy with her) and that it's about respect for the other person. be prepared for her to get defensive: stick to your point but don't get into a fight about it. if she brings something up that you do that upsets her, finish the issue you wanted to raise first, saying "i understand you're upset about that. after we've resolved this issue we will talk about it" - and then do so. i just thought i'd add that last part because she isn't likely to like what you say (no matter how nicely you put it), but on the other hand you have to be honest in relationships and this way at least she will stop doing it. or she won't and then you can go and find another relationhip that doesn't stink so much
scratch what I said. It's kinda odd you put this in the sex section when it doesnt involve sex lol ... anyways guys fart around me all of the damn time (bf's & friends) and it's sooo annoying! but whatever i dont care, it's not like i bust out crying everytime it happens. If you dont like it then tell her not to do it. Im pretty sure you fart around your girlfriend too. If you dont like her doing it then you shouldnt do it yourself haha. but sometimes people cant control what they do so dont be such a baby about it.
the original poster didn't mention anything about "while we are having sex"...it sounded like he was talking about just in normal, everyday situations.
