Why is all-bran so damn good?

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  1. Orsino2

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    You tell me?
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    And then try it with a dash of orange blossom honey and tell me.
     
  2. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    Now, in my experience, all bran with honey on it, well, it's not very good. The honey tends to stick to the cereal in pools, and it's like eating honey with hunks of all bran in it. Not very appeteizing, in myyy experience.

    However, all bran is very good because:

    1. You are winning the battle against heart disease and getting 12 grams of fibre in one serving (unless you're a tool and you buy flakes. which suck hard.).

    2. You do not have to eat much of the cereal to become full, and it is low in fat and calories.

    3. The all bran buds taste delightfully nutty. :D

    4. You can feel like an old person with very little effort, which often leads to spontaneous and whimsical, often dangerous, old tales from "your day." :D
     
  3. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    5. Bill Shatner is the man. :D
     
  4. hb4ever

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    when god created man he didn't make them meat eaters...All Bran is made from the best of grains which helps regulate the digestive system. Now with folks being meat eaters it is important to keep the regulators in your system since meat doesn't digest well. Other ways for digestive help is also fresh green vegetables.
     
  5. Orsino2

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    Ahahah... that's the best thing I've heard all morning. :D It's all so true. I feel like going next door and carving something or sanding and repainting antique windows with my retired neighbor.
     
  6. Orsino2

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    Yeah... holy shit, I was on a total green pea binge last night.


    If God didn't make all bran, then there would always be heroin.


    Joking.... :D
     
  7. hb4ever

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    I'd rather have xanax lol
     
  8. Orsino2

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    I'm not one to support our gov't's pharmaceutical investment interests.
     
  9. Posthumous

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    Spock disagrees.


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  10. hb4ever

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    Oh I don't buy them..but if one is offered..

    oh and I prefer shredded wheat...same fiber but better tasting...add honey to it and yum!!
     
  11. BraveSirRubin

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    I want a space mission badge.
     
  12. Orsino2

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    Fondle fondle fondle.
     
  13. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    I want a lemon. :D Like, a car. :D
     
  14. Smelly Socks

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    ........you know, like Nurses Aids or some sort of aid in cleaning my house for I am far too lazy to be bothered with such trivialities.
     

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