I glued my lips together

I was working on a project for school, and I got bored, and I was thinking about what would happen if someone mistook a gluestick for a chapstick, and now I know. I still have to write 2 1/2 more pages about Dubliners by James Joyce. I hate school!

 

Write it in Finnegan Wake language.

 

Hopefully it's not an oral report!

 

well, your username has a new meaning behind it hahaha

 

I thought the same thing, fitzy! Hehe.

 

roflmfao

 

I finally got them unglued with peanut butter. My friend suggested it, because she used it to get gum out of her hair, I tried it, and it worked! My lips are a little dry now, but everythings good!

 

well thats good. i would hate to sleep with my lips glued together...that would suck

 

Ha - ha – that was my imitation of Nelson from the Simpson’s. Cheers!

 

oh my god. i accidently glued my hand to the side of my face with super glue once. it made my face bleed. haha. it was pretty screwed up but every1 thought it was funny

 

i'm like kelso in the ways of gluing




i also got the strangest deja vu right just then....strange world we live in.....

 

ah hahaa