what's the most stoned you've ever been?

Ya know when you smoke so much weed, your just zoning out somewhere and all of a sudden you wake up and its morning and your like WTF!!! I DONT REMEMBER GOING TO BED!! ya, those times.

 

Hehe.

A few years ago I was at a pal's house. The three others were listening to music and messing around with a guitar. I was too stoned to even move. I just sat there chewing on my tongue, when Holy Shit! I just chewed a piece of my tongue off!!! I spit the piece out, but I couldn't stop myself from chewing more and more of my tongue off! I was too much in shock to say anything...I just kept chewing my tongue off. Eventually I passed out, only to wake up to a pile of chewed up pieces of gum. hahaha

 

hehehe yeah.
i thought that was normal before.. i had such a low tolerance.
unforunately it's gone up now, so i don't get as high.

 

Right now I am close to being as high I was the first time I smoked a whole lot. I thought police were just waiting outside about to raid my house...I thought I saw them for a second...and listen to this...I had to lower-case "saw" because the capatalized word reminded me of the movie and I got hella scared...and the movie didn't even scare me! It's fun! I think this is quite possibly the highest I have been off of MJ...

 

there was this other time I got really high. It was the first time I smoked during my hs senior year , It had been more then 3 or 4 month since I toked and i swear I couldnt get out of the district I live in...
I would just be walking then totally forget where I wanted to go and take a wrong street. then again i would remeber that I wanted to get to main street to take a taxi but still I would forget again and take a wrong street, i was witha friend and each time we discovered we had taken a wrong a road we would burst laughing at how weed had impaired us lol

 

Ha keep going dude, at least until you can't figure out how to type.

 

yesterday i got so stoned that i could barely move and my body felt like i was on a rollercoaster and then i almost passed out

 

when i first started smoking weed i would get ridiculously baked, one time at school i had smoked bongs for a full hour straight and i remember walking back inside the school, and when i walked in everything seemed so incredibly loud like a huge blast of noise hit me, then it seemed like people were singing instead of talking. i kept on blacking out and i could hear my friend adam calling my name from far away. we left the school and went to the convienience store to buy water and i drank the whole bottle right by the water fridge and paid for the empty bottle at the cash.
i've probably been more high than that at certain points but thats the one i remember. i smoke every day and i still have an amazingly low tolerence. its nice though.

 

me and 5 others sat in a tent for about 5 hours. when a joint was done another one was rolled. i was absolutely battered but kept on smoking, i felt fine , slept well, the next day we carried on smoking just abit more spaced out

 

hahahaha.... dude i have done the same thing!! crazy. it was a while back but i do remember it

 

i know i'm super stoned when i puke. that's only happened twice.

 

That happened to me first time I smoked while really drunk.

 

That shit never stops happening to me when I'm REALLY drunk and decide to have a blaze.
It's like switching from one phase of mind to another, it's like the alcohol switched off a part of the brain it doesn't require, then the pot re-activates it.
This makes the room spin; more so if I shut my eyes for any period of time. And if I keep the eyes shut, it feels like it's my body that's spinning.
If I've got the right mindset, I can hack it and not throw up but if I smoke too much in a pissed state, I'll be crouched by a toilet just waiting for it to be ejected from my body..
Never force it though

 

Ah, psychedelic vomit... far out, man!

 

I can do the spinny thing anytime, usually only happens after I smoke or drink. I once let it spin for a while, and then everything started spinning in slow reverse, then I snapped out of it...

 

well, i puke when i smoke when piss drunk usually.
but these times i was talking about was when i was just smokin weed.
just smoked too much i guess.

 

Not me man.
I can control it if I'm just pissed. Easy.
But I'm talking about when I'm wasted, i.e. I can chainsmoke cigarettes and they feel magic.
If I have a packed spliff in this state, then - spinny spinny - barf.

 

whenever i am blazed and in the halls everything seems different and so loud but once i get to class im good. The highest ive ever been was when my friend bought a half 0unce of regular nugs and planned on smoking it within 2 days mostly at a 311 concert. well needless to say we found some old hippy guy with a crazy bubbler and smoked him up with atleast a 1/8 i was so high, i could barely function one of my friends ended up throwing up infront of everyone pretty damn funny. i didnt get any sleep and had to play in a paintball tournament the next morning at 9 00 am sorda wish i didnt sign up.

 

The most stoned i have ever been was smoking a bowl of some white rhino. i dont know if yall have heard it but its pretty dank shit.. very expensive. and it was my 4th time to smoke. second time to get high. and it creeped up on me and hit me like a ton of bricks and i was so fucked up i started freakin the hell out i could hear my heart beat so loud that i thought i twas going to explode. and i was in my own world. my friends started to fuck with me saying it wont ever stop and im fucked. we started to drive around afterwards and its like i was floating above my body watching it in the car it was some crazy shit. and we were down the road from my house and i didnt have a clue where we were, my perception of time and where i was, was shot to hell.. i ended up passing out about 5 hours later and waking up high still. iv never been so high before, ill always remember that experience. im sure there is alot more to it i just couldnt remember about half of what happend.

 

At a festival this last summer i thought a white billboard was the moon.. nuff said