when and how will you die?

ok, not really a mind fuck, but fun to think about. Mine said :

At age 28 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

It's like it was meant to be...

anyways, just go here:

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

 

Hahahaha....

At age 53 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

Something to look forward to then ! lol

 

ow maaaan, age 21 - you will die cold and alone


haha

 

At age 59 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.
lol

 

i'll break my wings and lose too much blood

 

Sarah: At age 30 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.

 

Leah: At age 43 you will fall from the fifth floor window of a hotel while under the influence of Robitussin DM.

well then....

 

At age 32 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

but i dont like booze now i must stay away from margaritas

 

hahaha


At age 63 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

 

jim: At age 65 you will participate in the newest reality game show. Contestants battle each other in an arena with swords and spears. You will have a good run (12+ victories) but eventually be killed, much to the audience's dismay.

wow, and i am the most non-violent person around. who knew i had talent.

 

At age 40 you will die fighting the Global War on Terrorism in Spain.

 

At age 51 you will fall into a tank at a large aquarium and be eaten by suckerfish

 

well, according to the site i will die at age 44 after being struck by lightning while adjusting the antannae on my mobile home trying to watch late night porn...sounds about right

 

At age 68 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.

Hell, I knew that.

 

tony: At age 64 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan's Central Park.

 

at age 60 you will die fighting the interplanetary war on terrorism on phobos, a moon of mars.


hey hey hey:
we will have probably be living on mars by then.
welp, i got um... 41.5 years left.
i better do something constructive.
i'll cheat my death by not fighting terrorism...

i'd rather take a lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months and then be eaten to death by coyotes.

 

kind of like john lennon, eh?

 

Hessom: At age 53 you will choke on a piece of steak.


i just decided to become a vegetarian again aswell

 

At age 50 your prototype flying machine will work, and while aloft on its maiden voyage a passenger jet will take you into it's jet engine, and throw you out as a mist.

hahaha who do I believe now , some guy predicted i was goin to die at 83 a few days ago, he did have 9 wives though, including mila jovovich and monica belluci.

 

Lauren Foote: At age 42 you will refuse to give a quarter to a beggar. Immediately afterwards you will be hit by a bus.

ouch. i should stop being so greeeedy i guess