Stoner Moment # 3

Discussion in 'Humor' started by thegreatbuddah420, Mar 6, 2007.

  1. thegreatbuddah420

    thegreatbuddah420 Member

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    Ok last April, I went out to Indiana for the shannon hoon/ Blind melon Vigil and my friend at the time Tonya had picked me up at the Chicago midaway Airport and of course we smoked bowl after bowl in the car on the way to Indiana so we Stopped at one of her friends house so I could meet some people a little while after we got there I had to seriously piss so her friend pointed me in the direction of the bathroom.....well on her floor she had dog dishes set up on a tray and fellow stoners you know when were baked off our asses our perephrial vision suddenly becomes one dimentional.... well Im walking back toward the bathroom and her friend shouts "WATCH OUT FOR THE WATER" me being completely oblivious to my surroundings continue walking and I hear again "WATCH OUT FOR THE WA --" and just before she could finish my feet come out from under me and WHAM I was on my back faster than a Ron Jeremy Co-Worker I guess next time I'll listen I felt bad after that because when I got out of the bathroom that poor woman was out there sweeping up soggy dog food and mopping her floor well whatever of it I didnt absorb...Poor Rose.... so word to the wise dont invite me in if you got shit im gonna trip on thats my story Enjoy another laugh at my expence lol
     
  2. Court_lew_0216

    Court_lew_0216 True Aquarius

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    that's my baby for ya :p
     
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