My sisters girlfriend.

Is pretty cool. She's really into exotic animals. She wants to give me her Python. Name's Monty.

But apparently, she can get all sorts of exotic animals. I asked her about a poison dart frog, and she said, "She knew a guy."

If I ever need to kill someone that's the way It's going down.

 

I love exotic animals. I was going to get some tree frogs earlier this year, but we lost touch with the girl that was going to give them to us. So, I guess I'll just have to wait. I want a gazillion pets and one day I'm going to have a fuckin crazy farm. And that's what it shall be called...

 

haha, poison dart frogs are fuckin awesome, get aweay with murder... "i didn't do that shit, the fuckin frog did it!"

 

She was also really intent on buying a mule for... triage I believe she called it.

It's when you have a horse or mule dress up and prance around real pretty like. My sister had to lay down the law.

Strange one that. She suits my sister well. The problem is, most exotic animals are hard to take care of.

I've always thought octopi were pretty cool though. Under different lighting shades they look pretty amazing. They aren't hard to take care of either, unlike most salt water creatures.

 

One of my co-workers (the not-mexican one) Wade is an alligator wrestler, and he has a bunch of exotic animals over at his trailer (stopped by to eat some chilli there during lunch one day)... man... talking parrots, all sorts of lizards crawling on the floor, snakes, baby alligators...

You could make such a huge exotic stew

 

I could go for some downhome alligator wrestling some day.

 

Man, Lodui, I want to be friends with your sister's girlfriend.

 

She's an od fellow alright.

Not as odd as my sister though.

 

as long as the animal was born in captivity, its ok for you to accept,... if not, you have to buy a plane ticket to the amazon and return the python to its home

 

I would doubt someone would go through the trouble of shipping an animal illegally that are breed for pets domestically.

And pythons don't live in South America.

 

ok,

 

still, it would be fun to go to south america

 

I'd live to go to Rio. I've also thought about visiting Lima.

I'd love to go explore the Amazon too. Of course, I'd want a guide so I wouldn't die.

 

well, if you can't find a guide, at least take sir brave rubin with you cuz at least if you die, your body won't go to waste

 

Exactly!

You are also guranteed to get laid after death if you take me with you.

How many people can say they've experienced that?

 

plus if you act now with this limited time offer, you will get cooked in the desired gourmet style cuisine of your choice... even made into ice cream if you want...

 

But wait, that's not all.

If you call within the next 30 minutes we'll also include a midget, yes... a free midget with this limited time offer! The midget may be dead, but he died happy!

 

Sorry to burst your bubble but poison dart frogs (Dendrobates) lose their potency in captivity. Biologists have only theorized that it has something to do withtheir natural diet in the wild.

I had several auratus and pair of terribilis a few years back, They're fun if you can sleep through their mating calls at 3am...

 

On the contary, most dart frogs are breed to lose their toxicity. Most biologists assume that the diet of dart frogs helps them produce their toxins. (ants)

 

is your sister a lesbian? Thats hot....