Tips To Young Guys On How To Get Laid

thanks!

 

Just wanted to highlight this one. Sure it may seem like a case of me wanting you to read my mind...but nothing sucks more than when you say no to a certain action, and a guy takes it as a no to the whole ordeal.

 

Boywonder, you're wrong.
This post was directed to young guys.
And to young guys, girls ARE SUCH an alien race.
I can remember about the time I started dating, I thought I understood females. After all I had a mom, sisters, aunts, female neighbors.
A dating relationship is soooo different. I had to learn about what a woman wants in a relationship, no matter how uncommitted.


And it's hard to follow your logic. You say that if a person had sex with a lot of girls he'll only know a few general techniques? You're wrong there amigo.

I don't consider sex as "rubbing my pecker against something". I think of sex as more of a symphony, 2 people creating pleasure for each other and by so doing create pleasure for themselves. Sex to me is not even worth the effort if my partner isn't totally into it.

I belive I mentioned that the ultimate goal is to find someone who loves you and who you love and have a long-term relationship, a "til death do us part"-type arrangement. I believe I also mentioned that the sex with someone you're in love with and who loves you is the best.
However, LOTS of sex with LOTS of hot chix is a hell of a ot better than whatever #3 is.

I mentioned above all, make sure that a potential bedmate is also interested in a uncomitted relationship. I mentioned "don't decieve."

My tips are general info. They aren't effective for every guy or on every girl.

 

boywonder you have a stupid name

 

Right you are.

And to Zerogrrl and rangerdanger~
...LOL you BOTH got OWNED there D

 

Haha, i hope you dont look like me that would be freaky

 

Thats called a long term relationship.\/

No such thing as an uncommited relationship, we are human beings with feelings that some of the time we dont have any control over.
To say that young guys should be bedding lots of girls leads to some intense emotions on both sides instead of a trust you can only get with time.

By your own admission you dont consider sex to be a general thing so i dont understand why your tips are general.

 

Nice edit.

 

Originally Posted by rangerdanger
I don't consider sex as "rubbing my pecker against something". I think of sex as more of a symphony, 2 people creating pleasure for each other and by so doing create pleasure for themselves. Sex to me is not even worth the effort if my partner isn't totally into it.
Thats called a long term relationship.

No it ain't.

"No such thing as an uncommited relationship." Maybe to you. Not to a lot of the people I've had sex with.
You and your chum just don't get it. Some people, absent of a relationship, still want sex.
Maybe you think there should be no sex without a ring and a license, but others do not agree.

Again, sex with love is better than sex without love, and I've had that. I was married for 4 years and had 2 other relationships that lasted years. In fact I am currently in love with a woman I've been in love with since 1976. We just can't get along. After a few weeks together we just get on each others nerves, so we gave up on the married-type deal. We still have sex with each other occasionally; it's fantastic. But we just don't get along in a living together relationship. And I don't put restrictions on who she can and cannot have sex with and she treats me the same.

Read this carefully and it's ok to move your lips:
My tips were for guys WHO DON'T WANT A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP on how to score with women WHO DON'T WANT A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP.
Get it now?

If you don't want casual sex, then don't. No one's gonna force you.
But don't condem those who do want that.

 

P.S. some of the tips I posted were told to me by women. That part about women deciding if they are ever gonna have sex with you within a few seconds of seeing you for the first time. There might be other factors that they may want to find out before they do have sex with you, but if they think to them selves "No way ain't gonna happen with this one" there's little you can do to change their mind.
I've come across women who did not want to have sex with me but that didn't stop them from "milking" me, for dinner, movies, etc., making me think I might have a chance for some horizontal hula.

 

I hear that.

 

hahaha horizontal hula

 

I love you too!

We should all have a big stoner party on 420 at rangerdanger's house and then he and girlzerro can make up and discuss new stratagies to get layed and then end up having sex and concieve a child and regret it for the rest of their lives

 

I see where you're coming from but I think there are better ways to find your perfect partner than through sex.

 

exactly, like sex while smeared with peanut butter. If your glistening sweaty bodies cemented together by thick rich mushy peanut butter doesn't seal the deal, then frankly, what will?

 

^ Lol???.

 

^^^ you laugh now, but this is the sex of the future. pretty soon it will be discovered that peanut butter is an excellent spermicide, and peanut butter sex will prevail, reducing teen pregnancies by 50 %

 

im down for experimenting with that. hmm i need to remember to pick up some peanut butter at the grocery store. which works better creamy or crunchy?

 

dude crunchy would hurt

 

you guys know what else makes a good spermicide? tabasco sauce