call me C-Lard because....

Discussion in 'The Whiners' started by wave owls not flags, Mar 8, 2007.

  1. wave owls not flags

    wave owls not flags is not interested

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    my name is Chuck and I'm gettin fat
    i could be a sexy beast but why would i want that?
    wanna feel like a sumo, rip a woman open
    lick out her innards, make meatloaf with her skin



    i'm gonna be the best white rapper in the fookin' world, yo [​IMG]
     
  2. Smelly Socks

    Smelly Socks is probably lurking

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    That was amazing. :eek:

    I think I just orgasmed from the amazingness that rhyme held.

    I'm not being sarcastic either. I really did like it. :D

    I think you're kinda stretching it with rhyming "open" and "skin" however, but you're a white rapper, so it's okay.
     
  3. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    are you actually gettin fat? :D

    cause it's probably a good thing if you gain some weight, chuckles. :D

    keep on eatin those pot pies and all the ramen. :D
     
  4. wave owls not flags

    wave owls not flags is not interested

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    well.... i was much "fatter" back in december. i gained 40 pounds between july and november. laugh :D


    Heck yes, I gots a fan. Represent, sho-tee!
     
  5. MoonjavaSeed

    MoonjavaSeed Yeah, Toast!

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    I miss your naked fora gallery pics :D

    ahahha

    YOU gained WEIGHT?!
     
  6. wave owls not flags

    wave owls not flags is not interested

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    i was just thinking of those naked fora pics the other day :eek: skip said they would've been allowed if i were andy warhol :(


    however! since i am now over 18 and a paying user, i could upload all the naked piccies i want :D!!! but i won't, as i've lost all interest in most types of porn now (o_O)
     
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