You know, it's a hard life being a stoner but someone has to do it. That marijuana has to be smoked by someone and these brave individuals volunteer to do this service to our society. When they relax at home, they remember their obligation and they step up to it. A joint is lit up and passed around. When the smoke burns the back of their throats, they keep going, smoking through the pain in a true showing of their dedication. When the munchies hit and nothing but that particular fast food snack will satisfy them, they keep going, sacrificing a few dollars for food because really, in the large scheme of things, what is a few dollars compared to the service they are doing the people around them. Stoners. They smoke weed FOR YOU! (please donate to your local stoners. They need YOUR help. Please visit your local head shop for details on what YOU can give back to these brave, dedicated individuals.) (man, I am SO high right now)
fuckin a... nobody knows the trouble ive seen, all those wake and bakes, that was for you america, for YOU!
hey man let the rest of the world get some stoner love! I smoke my pot for all those poor kids around the world who DARE not to do drugs... *shakes head* Sometimes I think to myself... would I rather be doing something else? And the truth is that I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I am HAPPY to sacrifice my time and SMOKE this marijuana for OUR WORLD!
